| BAND MEMBER DATA SHEET | ||
| NAME: | Guy Grace | |
| BIRTHDATE: | December 31st, 19ticketytwo (cause back then, the kaiser had stolen the word two and…) | |
| BORN IN: | The back of a gremlin. No, a real gremlin. | |
| HEIGHT: | 7'2" | |
| WEIGHT: | 552 lbs. | |
| SHOE SIZE: | No comment. | |
| EYE COLOR: | Blind. | |
| CAVATIES?: | No, I use Crest. | |
| PANT SIZE: | 14" | |
| INSTRUMENT: | Guitar and Lead Vocals. | |
| INFLUENCES: | FEAR, DINOJR., GGALLIN, TOWNESVANZANDT, OSMUTANTES, SLYSTONE, RAMONES, ZAPPA, HUSKERS, THEBAND, HAYDEN, ROBERTWYATT | |
| CD's I'M LISTENING TO NOW: | thrills, grandaddy, pedrothelion, sybris, clearly&themainstream, railroadsandclearcuts, wildmanfischer, strappingyounglad, wire, wilco | |
| HOBBIES: | see above | |
| TURN ONS: | secretaries | |
| TURN OFFS: | receptionists | |
| PET PEEVES: | all life on this planet, pop-ups | |
| PERFECT DATE: | taking the sweet girl next door to her very first cramps show | |
| BOXERS OR BRIEFS: | Boxers, briefly. Then I was into boxy briefs for awhile. Now, I just saran wrap myself down there. | |
| FIRST KISS: | Maude, Madonna, Nancy Regan, Chetarrah. Yes, all at the same time. | |
| BEST LITTLE LEAGUE ACCOMPLISHMENT: | My mommy brought carrots and juice boxes to pass out after a game once. It felt good to make others feel healthy. | |
| SPORTS HERO AS A KID: | The Hulk (breaking shit IS a sport) | |
| FAVORITE HAIR BAND: | Spred Eagle (does anyone else matter?) | |
| FAVORITE TV SHOW(S): | Blind. | |
| FAVORITE MOVIE(S): | Blind. | |
| FAVORITE SNACK(S): | Nuts and gum (together at last!) | |
| WHEN DID YOU START PLAYING: | 13. Thank you Mr. Saul Hudson. | |
| (Now go back to work. The Japanese are eating our lunch!) | ||