| BAND MEMBER DATA SHEET | |||||
| NAME: | Derek Young | ||||
| BIRTHDATE: | 18-Sep-75 | ||||
| BORN IN: | Tampa, FL | ||||
| HEIGHT: | 6' | ||||
| WEIGHT: | 200 | ||||
| SHOE SIZE: | 11-US | ||||
| INSTRUMENT(S): | Bass, Drums, Guitar, Vox | ||||
| LEAST FAVORITE BANDS: | Dave Matthews, Black Album Era Metallica, Third Eye Blind, Grateful Dead/Phish | ||||
| ESSENTIAL ALBUMS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: | Grand Funk Live Album, James Brown Live in Paris 1971, Zed Bacchus w/Bacchus Love, Radiohead's OK Computer and The Bends, Soundgardens's Superunknown…to name a few for now. | ||||
| THE ONLY THING I EVER WON: | Some crappy-ass board games that I won from the back of a Fruity Pebbles cereal box. Truly disappointing. | ||||
| FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY: | Graduation. | ||||
| FAVORITE POSITION: | Face down, ass up. | ||||
| TURN OFFS: | "Hold me" | ||||
| PERFECT DATE: | Kickin' it wit' Hot Donna! | ||||
| I’M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT: | Bridget Jones's Diary put a tear in my beer. | ||||
| FAVORITE ROLLING STONE: | The dead one. | ||||
| I ASPIRE TO: | (In this particular order): Become a rock demigod, make a gajillion dollars, screw all the chicks, go on tour and then destroy hotel rooms because I specifically asked for....., have my own fashion line, buy a house anywhere in Southern California, screw all the chicks in Southern California, star in a few shitty b-movies then realize I was way too "talented" to act (well, maybe I could get by in Hollywood these days), attend the Grammys and the Oscars with Hot Donna and win all the awards then have something important to say about life and politics while wearing Prada, have my sordid relationship with Hot Donna be in all the tabloids for at least a year, become a tax write-off to our label as a business loss, screw all the chicks, ask for forgiveness from the media and the fans because I am tormented by my personal demons and suffer so much from whatever addiciton it is these days that is fashionable, die by choking on my own puke while french kissing Pamela Anderdson in a "strictly private" home movie, after a year of two have a VH1 special, become arisen from the dead and go on a Dynamo Reunion Tour | ||||
| without any of the original members except yours truly and play half the set on the first date and call it quits because I can't do the splits quite like I used to and damnit, the spandex doesn't fit right anymore, screw whatever moves cause' the pickins are slim, then become forgotten because my hand is too tired of signing so many autographs (and masterbating). | |||||
| FAVORITE MOVIE(S): | "homemade" | ||||
| REASON I STARTED PLAYING: | To keep me from inflicting physical pain upon others. | ||||
| BEST ADVICE ANYONE EVER GAVE ME: | Grandpa always said, "You can't bullshit a bullshitter." | ||||