SoapGirl85: Hey, it's me. Did that really happen to you?
Dokujitsu: I was too drunk to remember
SoapGirl85: That's pretty sad. You don't drink.
SoapGirl85: I just got back on the computer and saw that, I was
SoapGirl85: You were talking to Brad. But, I really did almost
run over a gator.
Dokujitsu: I hope I gave him some great reading material
SoapGirl85: Yeah, I was talking to him outside and he was telling
me what you said. I was in shock!
SoapGirl85: The gator was cool though.
Dokujitsu: you should have made handbags out of it... or soup
SoapGirl85: I didn't kill it.
SoapGirl85: Then we turned around to go look at it.
Dokujitsu: did you harass it. it can sue you for that kind of stuff
SoapGirl85: Nah, we just looked at it.
SoapGirl85: It's eyes were glowing.
Dokujitsu: it's a crime to molest gators
SoapGirl85: I wasn't molesting the gator! I looked at him!
Dokujitsu: playing doctor isn't very nice
SoapGirl85: I wasn't playing Dr.!
SoapGirl85: You are confusing me.
Dokujitsu: can we play doctor?
Auto response from SoapGirl85: Putting some PJ's on...
SoapGirl85: Not tonight, I am beat.
SoapGirl85: Maybe when my head clears up.
Dokujitsu: oh ok
SoapGirl85: I went on my date tonight.
SoapGirl85: I guess...
Dokujitsu: how was it
SoapGirl85: It was alright.
SoapGirl85: I saw Alicia! She is black. She is working at the
SoapGirl85: The date itself was kind of akward.
SoapGirl85: B/c we have been best friends forever, and going out
knowing it was a date was just kind of weird.
SoapGirl85: It ended up being just like before.
Dokujitsu: what made it a date and not just hanging out
SoapGirl85: Just everything.
SoapGirl85: We agreed to give dating a shot.
Dokujitsu: what happened that made it a date...
SoapGirl85: We said we were going out on a date.
Dokujitsu: it wasn't a date. nothing happened
SoapGirl85: He held my hand.
Dokujitsu: oh ok
Dokujitsu: thats different
Dokujitsu: be glad someone's giving you attention. I have ZERO
SoapGirl85: But, it's BRAD!
SoapGirl85: I have been calling him BroBro since 3rd grade!
Dokujitsu: I dunno what to say. Someone's showing you affection
and you are all wiered out by it. I could kill to have a single person
even lean on me. He held your hand? He's very priveleged.
SoapGirl85: He's my best friend. He has see me naked!
Dokujitsu: thanks, I really needed to know that
SoapGirl85: I am just emphasizing how "best friend" ish we are.
Dokujitsu: I have a best friend too. He's walked in on me giving
and recieving head. 2 different occasions. One is on film.
SoapGirl85: Oh no!
SoapGirl85: That's crazy!
Dokujitsu: and we're still friends
SoapGirl85: That's awesome.
SoapGirl85: My friends walked in on me once. ON PURPOSE!!!
Dokujitsu: my ex's mom walked in on us
SoapGirl85: My Mom caught me making out.
SoapGirl85: My Dad has done a lot worse though!
Dokujitsu: I bet your clothes were on and... :-X
Dokujitsu: done a lot worse
SoapGirl85: I meant caught me doing a lot worse.
SoapGirl85: No way!
Dokujitsu: you have to
SoapGirl85: My Dad found a condom wraper once.
SoapGirl85: That was funny!
Dokujitsu: My dad found one too.... it was still in use!
Dokujitsu: not the wrapper
SoapGirl85: Don't assume anything from that though.
Dokujitsu: too late ;-)
SoapGirl85: My Dad jokes around w/ me about "s-u-c-k-ing on a
SoapGirl85: He is awesome!
Dokujitsu: my dad jokes like that too, same deal
SoapGirl85: My Dad told me that he doesn't have anything against
someone who "s-u-c-k-s on a p-e-n-i-s."
SoapGirl85: We spell everything b/c I have a little brother in the
Dokujitsu: just wait till he learns to spell and says "F-u-c-k y-o-u"
SoapGirl85: That will be so funny!
Dokujitsu: then you can walk in on him making out
SoapGirl85: When my Dad found the condom wrapper, he threw
his arms up and was screaming "I can't fucking believe it! My
daughter is a slut!' And I am sitting there about to cry, and he goes
"Nah, I am just kidding, I could care less!"
SoapGirl85: He is only 4thank God!
SoapGirl85: I am not ready to walk in on him yet.
Dokujitsu: I am. I'd record it and sell it to old men
SoapGirl85: Do you give good head?
Dokujitsu: I've been told so. You've seen the tounge
Dokujitsu: are you asking for a demonstration
SoapGirl85: I was just wondering.
Dokujitsu: ask and you shall recieve
Dokujitsu: I'll give you 10 free minutes
SoapGirl85: Only 10?
Dokujitsu: it's a sample
SoapGirl85: I am so pissed off!
SoapGirl85: Zac is dating.
Dokujitsu: oh no!!!!!!!!!!
SoapGirl85: Other girls.
SoapGirl85: It's serious!
Dokujitsu: maybe I should give you head to make him mad.
SoapGirl85: That wouldn't make him mad, that would infuriate
Dokujitsu: good. gimme a time tomorrow and I'll make you
SoapGirl85: I can't tomorrow.
Dokujitsu: well, I'm busy after tomorrow. so no :-P 4 u
SoapGirl85: Oh well. He'll still want to fool around, even if we are
SoapGirl85: I am still mad though.
Dokujitsu: Get over it, you can't control what he does.
SoapGirl85: I know.
Dokujitsu: But thats my theory on things. I can't control girls'
decisions, so I'm not going to try
SoapGirl85: Oh, I am still going to try.
Dokujitsu: Whatever, waste your time
SoapGirl85: I really feel like I am.
SoapGirl85: I hate him.
SoapGirl85: There is a fine line between love and hate.
Dokujitsu: no there isn't!
SoapGirl85: Oh, there is.
SoapGirl85: I hate him b/c I still love him.
Dokujitsu: there's a fine line between love and lust, and love and
SoapGirl85: And love and BUMMED!
Dokujitsu: No... wtf?
SoapGirl85: Love sucks!
Dokujitsu: brilliant. go goth
SoapGirl85: I stole his money.
SoapGirl85: I am going for the revenge method.
Dokujitsu: why don't you do this:
Dokujitsu: "So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the
brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her
sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I
want to die."
SoapGirl85: I could do that!
SoapGirl85: But, it would have to be cookies, and King of the Hill.
Dokujitsu: do it. I'll provide the juice
Dokujitsu: I know you're considering
SoapGirl85: I am not.
SoapGirl85: I don't give head.
SoapGirl85: Really, I don't.
Dokujitsu: Your secret is safe with me
SoapGirl85: I don't though.
SoapGirl85: I have, but I don't.
Dokujitsu: you make no sense, you know that??
SoapGirl85: Ok, here's a question.
SoapGirl85: If you could only have one for the rest of your life,
would you [ick oral or intercourse?
Dokujitsu: first of all, that makes no sense. What kind of god
damned situation would I have to choose between the 2?
Dokujitsu: and intercourse
SoapGirl85: It was just a question.
Dokujitsu: It's almost as bad as one of those "If you were stranded
on a desert island, what 3 books would you bring?" questions.
SoapGirl85: I know.
SoapGirl85: Ok, I have a real question.
SoapGirl85: Or a demand
SoapGirl85: Pick one word to describe me.
SoapGirl85: LOL, thanks.