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• q) how much will this cost me? a)the list price (either $1 or $2), plus postage. see the order page. i'm not makin' any money offa this, kids.
• q) where did this zine come from? a) i've been making little baby magazine/comicbook types of things since i was old enuff to draw and write. i've had many zine-type things throughout the years.
• q) is yr zine an accurate representation of you? a) well, i dunno, really. sometimes i come across as being more depressed, or carefree, or pretentious than i really am. it's my personal writing, and it reflects me more than anything else could, i'd like to think.
• q) so how long will it take for me to get my zines from you? a) honestly, i can't tell you. i'm a busy college kid. i make orders my priority, so you'll get them asap. i'll email you when i get yr order, adn then again when i send it. shouldn't take more than a week or two, tops.
• q) what kinda icecream do ya like? a) i dig Mayfield's Moose Tracks. Breyer's Natural vanilla. lotsa ben and jerry's. cookies and cream. the like. however... i'm allergic to dairy, and icecream KILLS me. sigh. but! soy-icecream is gooood.
• q) is dog in space published regularly? a) nope. i get on zine-kicks where i'll put out two or three at a time, and then go for a few months w/o even bothering. i've done eleven in one year; i think that's pretty damned good.
• q) why do you do this yrself, as opposed to selling through a distro? a) cos i haven't met the right girl yet.
• q) but you do wanna find a good distro, right? a) yeh, but the problem i've had until now is that i don't have a lot of cash or access to inexpensive copying, so it's been hard to build up a good stock. but i will be able to do this, soon.
• q) what abt. trades? you do that stuff, huh? a) sure. so long as i agree to it, and it's roughly worth the value of my zine (in the case of buttons/pins or other such items for one o' my zines)
• q) you gonna do more zines an' stuff, too? a) maybe later. i'd absolutely love to, if i have the time. i'm so busy, though. alas.
• q) so... are ya single? (*wink*) a) umn, mayyyybe... see dog in space three for an application for my Perfect Mate, ha ha! [ just kidding. i'm Taken. heh.]
• q) how do you go abt. making dog in space? a) well, up until now, i've been kinda limited. i print out stuff from my livejournal, type out some poems, dig up some random stuff (like my english assignments, ha ha!) and glue-stick it all down. then i make a couple copies at the local branch of the public library (yay!). i take one copy (my flats) to kinko's and submit myself to highway robbery, cos i've no other option rightnow. i think i'll have better resources available to me in the very near future, though.
• q) what are yr views on war, organised religion, homosexuality, feminism, avril lavigne, straight-edge, etc. etc. etc.? a) i've been reared in a very southern conservative christian church, which i despise. i'm a very spiritual person, but not christian or religious. i'm a dyke. i'm a feminist but not the skeery kind. i have a secret crush on avril, whom i hate (fuckin' POSER.). but her cd is really good... heh... umn... i mean... uh... anyway! i don't smoke, drink, use drugs, etc... but technically i am not straight-edge.
• q) what do you hope to accomplish w/ yr zine? a) uh, nothin'. it's just something i do. i'd make dog in space for myself, if no one else wanted to read it. it's just a format for my words and thoughts. not trying to change the world w/ it or anything. that part comes later.
• q) are you really allergic to milk? a) uh, yes. why?