oh and one more thing... more wine waiter pls
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: paranoid android - radio head


hey yall! yah know i was talking to a friend of mine the other day... about the tsunami thing... and had a bit of a... well i wouldnt call it an argument though even though we sound like we're fighting... i think we all oughta write a letter to god and ask him to send the biggest tsunami here in the philippines! now wouldnt that be great? oh you might think its disastrous but no! yeah thousands of people could die and you being a fake christian would be obligated to feel sorry and curse and find someone to blame for it cause hey those people dont deserve it oh the precious lives... pffft. hey man i think the biggest problem that this country has and thats making it ill is overpopulation man! you know. too many people man! 82trillion people dude now thats a lot of people man if you think about it. i mean this country, or the globe for that matter can only accomodate... well i dont know... but anyway... if you think about it 82trillion or last time i heard from abs cbn 83zillion man is too much and too heavy for this globe that it could actually send this globe off its axis you know like in the solar system. hey man im not a scientist ok? but what i do know is that this country has too many people were a fucking embarrasment. some stupid scientist once said that man originated from apes. well that counts filipinos out cause we probably originated from bunnies man we love doing it. man i saw my friend doing it in his car just days after he told me its bad luck to do it in a car. but anyway it could send the globe of its normal line of orbit in the solar system... hey im no scientist ok? im not an egghead motherfucker so fuck you if you think i dont know the proper scientific term for solar axis. aha! got ya! i know it. hahaha you see man look im only typing it i know its hard for you to understand but if i could use sign language so your undergraduate brain could comprehende i would. what im trying to say is... well you know there are nine planets in this solar system right? and each of those nine planets revolves around the sun im sure your geography teacher taught you that in class... now because the philippines is so overpopulated (trillions man) it makes the globe heavy next thing you know were in a different solar system. get it? so think its time that we have a big tsunami.

wala lang
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: could you be loved? bob marley


happy new year. ok. so ito ang una kong blog. so i guess im supposed to write something? so here it goes... well i cant think of anything right now but just a minute ago i had something really profound to say... but i lost them through all the smoke ive induced in the coming of the new year. god bless those people at the fireworks factory. theyre the only ones who keep the economy going. dont believe all those bullshit fakers who say its the ofw's. thats bullcrap. yeah. bullcrap! its the fireworks makers man! now here it is! something profounnd... hehehe now im on the right track. so you thought i was just wasting my time and your time into reading this really nonsense blog right? well youre wrong. you see its the fireworks-smiths man! pumping in big dollars into the economy you know. ok? why? oh ive done my homework. i know the maths. what you think im nutty? well just dont expect me to explain it ok? cause that ruins the whole... you know what... drama of it. you do the maths and you will come to the same conclusion that i have arrived at. its the fireworks-smith man! okay?

happy new year y'all! and keep rocking!