The Stuff Page
Back to the Cafe
This is what is for sale or in the works to be sold.
- Postcards collect all three! ($3.50 a pack of 3)
- T-shirts ($10 I'll try to put a picture up soon)
- Copy of the shooting script! (sure you could steal the version off the site but this one includes notes, coffee stains and it's signed)
- The black hooded thing the androdgenus mystic was wearing ($10 maybe you could dress up late at night and prowl whalley. It's one of the few props left)
- The satanist handbook ($5.00 another one of the few props to make it. Don't worry it's not REALLY satanic)
- Production package ($10.00 you can pretend you're a TV executive that I'm trying to suck up to. Promotional materials and some stills.)
- Me (80.00/hour plus travel)
- Too Ugly For Porno Improv Group (email for current prices. They were the group in the opening scene. Yes they are a real group and yes that is their real name.)
Okay you might be wondering why it seems like I'm giving the hard sell.
Mostly because It reads funnier to me but the important other reason is that
it's quite expensive to make your movie.
I've spent way more time and money (borrowed I might add) than I have.
You might even be wondering:
hey why isn't there any E-commerce stuff on this sight
Well that's because
I MAKE MOVIES NOT WEBSITES!
Those web site people charge lots more than I have.
So we have to do it through good old mail and email.
Don't be shy