USE THE FORCE

The day was peaceful, the sun shining. Birds sang happily. Then, it rang out. An explosive rumbling the likes never heard before. The park, the state, the nation, the whole of the world trembled under the potent energy having been released. And then silence. One man stood atop a high hill staring down at the chaos around him. Car alarms were blazing in the background, birds were dazed, and hundreds of pedestrians were lying on their backs unconscious. He viewed his bottle of soda and exclaimed, "Daaaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!"

The soda’s warning label was right, Croaker Cola may lead to explosive belching.