OJ stood over Nicoles dead body
He knew he just did something very naughty
After her death
He took a deep breath
And called up his lawyer Johnny

100% not guilty he said
Shortly after he killed Nicole dead
He lied the whole day
About his DNA
Which angered a Goldman named Fred (in case you didn't pick up on it, thats Fred Goldman, Ron Goldman's father)

Ticket to Thailand: $3000.
Hardcore porno mag from downtown Bangkok: $5.
Assorted S&M whips and other bondage toys: $74.
Manually bringing yourself to orgasm while watching three fine Thai girls pleasure each other at a peep show: Priceless.

Even in the sex shops of Thailand, there are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is mastercard.