1. Make out with me and you'll be the last to die
2. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Seriously, someone told me you fell out of an airplane, are you ok?
3. Are you tired? Cause you've been manually masturbating me all day in my mind
4. Baby, you're so fine I'd drink a bowl of your toilet water (Bevis and Butthead)
5. Ok, I've got some complaints about this one, so I took it off the list, but you can still get it by clicking here, but if this offends you, don't bother me about it, cause I warned you
6. Make out with me and your death will be painless
7. Like the iMac, I come in 5 different colors (from www.brunching.com)
8. Lets rearrange the alphabet and put my penis and your vagina together
9. Are those outer space pants you have on? Cause your ass looks out of this world (Atom and his Package)
10. You’re hot; I'm hot, let’s do it
11. You’re hot; I'm a middle aged, unemployed man who lives with his parents and sweats profusely and has a large porn collection, lets do it
12. If we did it, that would rock
13. Do you like Mexican food? Cause I wanna go south of your border
14. I want to marinate you in my manly juices
15. Roses are red, violets are blue, toss my salad bitch