8/28

Finally, our band has settled on a name. We are The Grapes of Wrath. Thats it. No Changes. No excuses. We are keeping this name. I wanted to be called Mr. Vagina, but we settled on this.

8/25

Finally, I'm back from Boston, AKA hell. Wow, I'm never going back there again. Tomorrow is my dads birthday. Wow, he'll be 42. I have to go to the maul (mall) tomorrow and buy clothes, I usually go to good will, but these have to be (mocking tone) "nice clothes". fuck.

8/11

Ok, I have some bad news to tell you. Make sure you are sitting down when you read this. Are you sitting? Excellent. Ok, well, brace yourself.

Ok, here it is, bad news, read the next paragraph.

I'm going on vacation and I'll be gone for 10 or more days and I won't be able to update the site. I'm really sorry, I'll tell you what, I'll make it up to you. Click here to see a picture of me naked. Are you better? good.

8/9

I am a dick and my name is Kyle. Hold up, that was David talking.

Ok, David came over to my house today, and he informed me about this service on the internet, Dial Pad, which allows you to make phone calls anywhere in the US for free. Anyhow, David then searched on Northern Light for prostitutes. He finds the website for some Nevada "Escort Service". As you may know, prostitution is legal there. He calls the number, 1-888-bunny ranch, and actually talks to a prostitute. He inquires about several things. 1.Their hours 2.What kind of girls they have 3.He asks if Alicia Reo or something like that was working there, the answer was no, then he asked who was working there, she wasn't allowed to say.

Anyway, I was really scared, I mean, whoa, dude, scary, talking to whores on the other side of the county? thats wicked crazy.

8/4

Went to the movies yesterday, saw "What Lies Beneath". It sucked. Anyhow, going to Metuchen today, going to help my mom do work, set up her new computer, and then I'm going to the beach with Steve on sunday. Excellent

7/31

Well, today I spent time chillin' with my homies and stuff. We had band practice, we worked on songs, it was good, things happened; the wheels are turning, we'll play a show soon I hope, it should kick ass. Oh yeah, also, I had Big Red and Winterfresh gum combined, it rocked, they should make Winter Red and sell it in stores.

7/29

David came over yesterday and had a really "fun" time if you catch "my" drift. "We" had lots and lots of "fun".

7/27

Today was devoted to downloading as many MP3's as I could before they shut Napster down. I'm wicked pissed. Well, I also added some cool things to my site. Just wav files of me singing the theme song to the Indian Burn and stuff like that. You should have heard it when you entered the site, if you didn't, you must have your sound off. 7/26

As the Beatle song goes "I can't believe the news today, oh boy". I am, of course refering to Metallifuck's shyster lawyers shutting down Napster. This day, Black Wednesday, will go down in history as the darkest day in the history of music. I'm going to cry.

Anyway, today I had Thai food, me Tom and David lost our umbrellas, they got taken away in the stream. Fuck. Then Tom's mom went off at us, I don't want to go into it.

7/25

I got a new computer, it rules. Ok what happened was I was in the city with David and Janine and David says something like "Everything about me is big" in this sexy voice, so then I say "Yeah, especially your ego"

7/24

Oh my! I haven't been online since the 21st. Wow. I don't know what to say. Manhattan was kinda ok, thats about it.

7/21

Dude, I sure say dude a lot. At the moment it is 9:07 AM and I've been up since 5:50. I had all of two hours of sleep tonight. Anyhow... today David, Janine and I are going to Manhattan. We're going to chill in the village and play lazer tag. Fuck yeah! Lazer tag rawks! Dude, all those hours of playing Golden Eye and Perfect Dark are going to pay off, I am going to rawk their worlds in Lazer Tag. Wednesday I slept over my friend Joey's house. Then we hung out and this girl brused my atoms apple. Bogus! Anyhow, I don't know what else to write, so I think I'm done.

7/19

Dude, I'm probably not going to be able to update the site till sunday night, cause I'll be out of town, visiting my mom. Oh yeah, I'm going to Manhattan on Friday. Boo-ya

7/18

Today I got my report card. I must say, I am rather smart. In the ten classes I took over the course of the year, I got 6 A's and 4 B's, but one of those B's was in health, which isn't a real class, so its more like 3 B's. I also got my High School Profeciency Test back. I couldn't understand what my grade was, only that I passed and don't need to be in suplimential classes. I was rather disapointed that I got a B as my final grade in English. My first two marking periods in English I got A's, and then I went down to a C+. Then the next marking period I got a B-. Luckily I got an A on my final exam.

7/17

Alright, right now it is 5:30 am, and I am making this entery just to show that I am a total loser for being up at 5:30. I spent the whole night lying on the couch trying to fall asleep. David is going to come over at around 2-3, which is about nine hours from now. I should get enough sleep if I go to bed within the next half hour, which won't happen. Whatever, I'm a geek. On a lighter note, yesterday (and by that I mean the 16th), a girl said that I was cute, and another said that I was yummy. I was like, "Oh yes, I am sexy". Both of these girls are potential finalists in my contest. Ok, I'm going to watch the channel 7 news for a little and then try to go to sleep, adios muchachos.

7/16

Dude, fuckin' Angel Fire wasn't workin' for the whole day and I couldn't update the site. I had to find other things to do; the whole day involved socializing with my dad and brother and everything. IT SUCKED! Well, right now my comma key is broken, which makes typing this difficult. I've been pasting the commas in. It also makes HTML hard, cause that key is essential for HTML. Every code you have to type in involves it. Well, I think I'll get another one soon. Aight, I'm done typing.

7/15

Today I was awaken at noon O'clock by my father. He informed me that my basement was flooded. I spent sometime cleaning up the flood. Then I tryed to go back to sleep, but I couldn't, cause my dad started playing Perfect Dark, and kept on asking me what to do in the level where you escape with Elvis and Jonathan opens the gates for you. Finally I got up. As I'm speaking, my brother is at Scary Movie with my mom. I saw that, it was not that great. I mean, it was funny, but give me a break! So so so so corny. Well, I'll stop wasting your time with this garbage now, this is Kyle Petersen, signing off.