Here are the transcripts of some conversations I had with girls online, enjoy.

Victim #1

BoycotEverything (12:42:14 AM): wazzup girl? I like your style
lizzybear5688 (12:42:50 AM): thanks who's this?
BoycotEverything (12:43:35 AM): I am morton, but you can call me your man steak, because I am thick and juicy and I'm medium rare
lizzybear5688 (12:44:37 AM): lol.... who do i know u?
lizzybear5688 (12:45:40 AM): how*
BoycotEverything (12:45:43 AM): no, but I have a feeling that you want me to put my thick barb/q sauce all over your thick juicy fat ugly gut
lizzybear5688 (12:46:08 AM): lol... sorry i don't have a gut
BoycotEverything (12:46:50 AM): oh, in that case, I think you want me to cook you over a grill, cajun style, that is, really spicy like, I GAR-UN-TEE
BoycotEverything (12:47:06 AM): we can do it by the bayou
BoycotEverything (12:47:19 AM): or the mississippi delta
BoycotEverything (12:47:40 AM): I gar-un-tee
lizzybear5688 (12:47:57 AM): oh man to bad i don't like cajun food
BoycotEverything (12:48:18 AM): oh, in that case, do you like japanese food? cause meso horny
lizzybear5688 (12:48:51 AM): yea i like it but what does japanese food have to do with you being horny?
BoycotEverything (12:49:28 AM): or do you like italian food? cause I enjoy ravioli, and just so you know, I didn't intend anything sexual the italian one
BoycotEverything (12:50:03 AM): I want to maranade you in my manly juices
lizzybear5688 (12:50:27 AM): yea i like italian food... wow that's a good pick up line
BoycotEverything (12:50:33 AM): I know yo
BoycotEverything (12:50:47 AM): so you like danish food? cause I'm 50% danish
BoycotEverything (12:51:20 AM): or do you like mexican food? cause I want to go south of your border
lizzybear5688 (12:51:21 AM): nope portugese rolls
lizzybear5688 (12:51:36 AM): nope hate mexican
BoycotEverything (12:52:17 AM): oh, do you like ethiopian food, cause I want to pretend that you are a starving ethiopian and then make love to you
lizzybear5688 (12:54:03 AM): haha..... nope i like galapo
BoycotEverything (12:54:51 AM): oh, I see, do you like rough sex? cause I do
lizzybear5688 (12:55:19 AM): i would with my boyfriend yea
BoycotEverything (12:55:25 AM): oh, ok, I got to go

Victim #2

BoycotEverything (11:58:02 PM): whats cooking good looking?
emswims223 (11:58:21 PM): not much.....do i know you?
BoycotEverything (11:58:54 PM): yes, you should, I am Karlenov Smakadakado, and I am your man whore for the evening
BoycotEverything (11:59:01 PM): or should I say man-whore
emswims223 (11:59:27 PM): oh really, explain to me what man-whores do
BoycotEverything (11:59:45 PM): they pleasure fine ladies like yourself
emswims223 (12:00:11 AM): how are you going to do that on the computer? I am curious
BoycotEverything (12:00:23 AM): uh, erk, um
BoycotEverything (12:00:32 AM): so, wanna shag?
emswims223 (12:01:38 AM): I am a cybersex virgin. Looks as if you are expeirenced in that area.
BoycotEverything (12:01:57 AM): yeah, I'll teach you how to do it like a pro
emswims223 (12:02:09 AM): oh really
BoycotEverything (12:02:55 AM): yeah
emswims223 (12:03:10 AM): well go ahead.
BoycotEverything (12:03:20 AM): ok, so I'm starting now?
emswims223 (12:03:35 AM): well ia m a little shy.....go ahead.
BoycotEverything (12:03:50 AM): ok, I take off my pants, and I tell you to do the same
emswims223 (12:04:04 AM): then tell me.
BoycotEverything (12:04:18 AM): take em off babe
emswims223 (12:04:49 AM): is this going to be a slow one or a rip 'n' go.....just to be prepared you know
BoycotEverything (12:05:23 AM): I don't know, it might go either way
emswims223 (12:05:39 AM): ok keep going.....I kind of like being the passive one.
BoycotEverything (12:05:53 AM): then I go in with no foreplay whatsoever and hump intill I have an orgasm, leaving you completely unsatisfied
emswims223 (12:06:11 AM): gee that was fun......good job
BoycotEverything (12:06:13 AM): oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I have syffulis
emswims223 (12:06:19 AM): yeah!
BoycotEverything (12:07:01 AM): have fun with your VD
BoycotEverything (12:07:02 AM): bye
emswims223 (12:07:06 AM): sounds like you were trying to fuck with me. I guess we were on the same wave length
emswims223 (12:07:41 AM): try spelling syffillis right next time Ralph.
BoycotEverything (12:07:59 AM): haha, ok

Victim #3

BoycotEverything (10:04:34 PM): hey babe, you wanna like, do it?
HugElovAbLe (10:04:57 PM): mother fucker i'm a man
HugElovAbLe (10:05:05 PM): get the fuck outa here
BoycotEverything (10:05:20 PM): I know you are a man, thats why I IMed you
HugElovAbLe (10:06:00 PM): no see i like girls...
BoycotEverything (10:06:16 PM): so do I
HugElovAbLe (10:06:53 PM): allright kewl then go ask ta do some girls
HugElovAbLe (10:06:58 PM): not me!1
BoycotEverything (10:07:04 PM): I just wanted to have practice cyber sex, you see, I've never had it before, and I feel that if I had some expirience I would be more comfortable
HugElovAbLe (10:07:30 PM): naaa be out
HugElovAbLe (10:07:34 PM): and don't come back

Victim #4

BoycotEverything (10:08:18 PM): hello, my name is Wizzle Pinkerstuf, and I am looking for a young froulein to engage in some pantless adventures with me
Princess893 (10:08:26 PM): lol
BoycotEverything (10:10:13 PM): well would you?
Princess893 (10:11:08 PM): so where'd you get my name?
BoycotEverything (10:11:56 PM): I searched for hot chicks and you came up first
Princess893 (10:12:04 PM): age/loc
Princess893 (10:12:09 PM): lol.. oh really
BoycotEverything (10:12:17 PM): I am 15 from new jersey
Princess893 (10:12:30 PM): ah i see
Princess893 (10:12:32 PM): well i gotta run, later

Victim #5

BoycotEverything (12:37:22 AM): sup babe
BoycotEverything (12:38:08 AM): are you as bad as your name implies?
BadGurl4292 (12:38:38 AM): yes i am
BadGurl4292 (12:38:41 AM): a/s/l
BoycotEverything (12:39:08 AM): I'm 16/m/pa
BadGurl4292 (12:39:54 AM): 15/f/wv
BadGurl4292 (12:40:01 AM): whatd do ya look like?
BoycotEverything (12:40:27 AM): I have rugged good looks, jet black hair, and I have dimples when I smile
BoycotEverything (12:41:19 AM): are you into german hardcore porn?
BadGurl4292 (12:41:57 AM): no
BoycotEverything (12:42:02 AM): das butt is my favorite german porno
BoycotEverything (12:42:43 AM): so heres the deal, my going rate is $15 an hour, but you sound nice so I'll make it an even $20
BadGurl4292 (12:43:04 AM): for what
BoycotEverything (12:43:18 AM): for sex, silly
BadGurl4292 (12:43:27 AM): no
BoycotEverything (12:43:35 AM): haha
BadGurl4292 (12:43:41 AM): u r just so fucken gay
BoycotEverything (12:43:56 AM): yeah I know, gay for you babe!
BadGurl4292 (12:46:49 AM): i dont want to here it
BoycotEverything (12:46:55 AM): why are you so cold, I mean, its clear that I want to be with you, I mean, I want to feel every part of me, touching every part of you
BadGurl4292 (12:46:55 AM): how did u get my s/n
BoycotEverything (12:47:10 AM): from your friend charley
BadGurl4292 (12:47:23 AM): charley who
BoycotEverything (12:47:28 AM): charley brown
BadGurl4292 (12:47:39 AM): i dont no any charley he is dead
BoycotEverything (12:48:24 AM): oh, I'm sorry to hear that
BoycotEverything (12:48:41 AM): is there anything I can do for you, such as make love with you?
BadGurl4292 (12:50:17 AM): no i have a b/f friend what do u want and u r no 16
BoycotEverything (12:50:36 AM): ok, I'm 16 and a half
BadGurl4292 (12:50:58 AM): bull
BoycotEverything (12:51:21 AM): yeah babe, I'm bullish on you
BoycotEverything (12:52:43 AM): hey, like I iMac, I come in 5 different colors
BadGurl4292 (12:53:42 AM): so what is your point
BoycotEverything (12:54:46 AM): its like, sexy, you're suposed to want me now
BadGurl4292 (12:55:17 AM): y
BoycotEverything (12:55:25 AM): cause, I'm sexy as hell
BadGurl4292 (12:55:26 AM): can u c me
BoycotEverything (12:55:40 AM): no, but I want to see you... naked
BadGurl4292 (12:56:57 AM): y
BoycotEverything (12:57:06 AM): cause you are sexy babe
BadGurl4292 (12:57:09 AM): do u have a web stie
BoycotEverything (12:57:17 AM): my heart beats only for you
BadGurl4292 (12:57:18 AM): how would u no
BoycotEverything (12:57:19 AM): nah
BoycotEverything (12:57:29 AM): cause I'm making an assumption
BadGurl4292 (12:59:20 AM): y
BoycotEverything (12:59:38 AM): I'm growing tired of this, you are boring, you don't play along with this at all
BadGurl4292 (12:59:49 AM): no
BadGurl4292 (12:59:52 AM): sry

Victim #6

Ike junkie (9:16:45 PM): Guess what, girls? You WIN again!!!!
BoycotEverything (9:17:01 PM): thats impossible, girls never win
Ike junkie (9:17:28 PM): we do so
BoycotEverything (9:18:09 PM): no girls only win when they are playing against other girls
Ike junkie (9:18:12 PM): augh okay so my dads hot computer guy/client like saw me today and goes "nice haircut babe" and tossles my hair. um yum
Ike junkie (9:18:15 PM): thats not true
BoycotEverything (9:18:26 PM): yes it is
Ike junkie (9:18:46 PM): and the good thing is he`s only 30 so when i`m 18...heh
Ike junkie (9:19:12 PM): your sexist
BoycotEverything (9:19:21 PM): no, you
Ike junkie (9:19:26 PM): me?!
Ike junkie (9:19:29 PM): what the hell?
BoycotEverything (9:20:31 PM): you think girls are equal to boys. as a boy I feel you are saying we are weak little winey girls, as thats all girls are, prissy bitches. so if we are equal to girls, you are insulting boys, so you are being sexist
Ike junkie (9:20:53 PM): i am not a prissy bitch!!!
Ike junkie (9:21:04 PM): ive been a 90 percent tomboy up until high school
Ike junkie (9:21:39 PM): i am not weak, but sometimes yes i am whiney
BoycotEverything (9:21:51 PM): no. you are sexist
Ike junkie (9:21:56 PM): thats so steryotypical
Ike junkie (9:22:00 PM): im not sexist asshole
Ike junkie (9:22:05 PM): we are equal to boys
BoycotEverything (9:22:13 PM): I am insulted by your sexist aditude towards men
Ike junkie (9:22:15 PM): neither sex is better than the other
BoycotEverything (9:22:19 PM): yeah... right
BoycotEverything (9:22:26 PM): just keep on saying that
Ike junkie (9:23:28 PM): you are a fucking asshole
Ike junkie (9:24:01 PM): okay thomas is blocking me
Ike junkie (9:24:22 PM): your opinions, and the way you think is just utterly apawling
BoycotEverything (9:25:14 PM): no, yours are
Ike junkie (9:25:20 PM): seriously, the labeling thing
Ike junkie (9:25:25 PM): the sexist things you say
BoycotEverything (9:25:37 PM): you're the sexist one, and I won't listen to your hateful words anymore
Ike junkie (9:25:41 PM): the way you described girls dosent fit me
Ike junkie (9:25:46 PM): so how do you explain that
BoycotEverything (9:26:05 PM): listen you hate monger, I'm not listening to you anymore
BoycotEverything (9:26:08 PM): you're hitler
Ike junkie (9:26:17 PM): thats not funny
Ike junkie (9:27:25 PM): you know what? im just going to leave you alone because you obviously dont care about what you say to me anymore, and i do
BoycotEverything (9:27:38 PM): saying girls are equal to boys is like saying rocks are equal to dolphins