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| Giving Chase - Anthony Lalota Just who is Anthony? Showplace Theater - Buffalo, NY Spring 2001 (This interview is unedited, everything you see here is transcribed exactly as it happened. We feel editing this interview would take away from all that really is - Anthony. We chose him because he seemed the most drunk of the fab four that we consider Giving Chase. Plus, some things were just to hilarious to leave out ..oh and we had soooooooo much fun typing everything. Please excuse our geekiness and sudden outbursts and embrace this interview as you would any other.) Chrisy: OK, we already know this is Anthony from Giving Chase and... Anthony: I'm Anthony from Giving Chase and I play bass... Jill: Wow! You don't say! Chrisy: It's OK.. It's OK Anthony.. Anthony: Ahh.. Let's start all over. Chrisy: Start all over.. Anthony: Off the record... Chrisy: No this is on the record. Anthony: On the record. Chrisy: On the record, Off the record, To the side of the record.. No. Jill: OK, on the record... I am Jill Chrisy: and I'm Chrisy and this is... Anthony: [yells] Anthony!!! Everyone: [yells and cheers] Anthony: Wait.. but there's no clapping. Everyone: [claps] Anthony: OK, on the record...I'm ready now. When you die, what do you want written on your tombstone? Anthony: um.. I don't like thinking about that. When I die... Chrisy: How about a memorial to how cool you are? Anthony: OK ..... Here lies.... Wait can I say my name or does this have to be off the record? Chrisy: uh... Anthony: OK.. Here lies....Anthony Lalota, the bass player from Giving Chase. And once upon a time they rocked Buffalo, New York.... Jill/Chrisy: [attempting to add fake sobbing to add drama to the interview] Anthony: but his time had to come ... and now he lies 6 feet under...because he can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Chrisy: hmmmmm. Ah ha. Jill: Don't feel bad.. I can't even do that. Anthony: That was retarded! Don't put that on there. I swear I can walk and chew gum at the same time, just not right now..... Jill: Oh, we will.. We will. Anthony: I have no idea. Chrisy: So your family will take care of that for you? Anthony: Oh yeah, sure! What's your favorite smell? Anthony: huh? My favorite smell......hmmm ... the smell like right before it's going to rain. Or maybe gasoline. Chrisy: That's a good smell. Anthony: Yes, I like that smell. Chrisy: I like the smell right before it snows... Anthony: Before it snows? That doesn't smell like anything. Chrisy: Yes, I'm a snowboarder. Anthony: Ahh I see, it makes sense. Chrisy: Jill, what's your favorite smell? Jill: Ehhhh? Chrisy: Dryer Sheets! Jill: Dryer Sheets? Mmmmm Anthony: Like Snuggle and stuff... Jill: Yes, I use to have one of those little Snuggle bears ... oh so cute. If you could go back and change one thing that you did in the past, what would you change? Anthony: Probably ... one thing? I would have sprung the extra couple of bucks for a case of decent beer instead of the IceHouse we got at the last stop. Or maybe I'd stop you from interviewing me*hickups* I woulda had to stop from meeting you at that show a week ago to do that....... I woulda made us play Jersey instead....... Chrisy: We met you before a week ago! Anthony: Oh, I know.. I mean like just bumped into you, like arranged... Jill: Oh yes, we just bumped into you...No, see we knew you were going to be there. Chrisy: We arranged it anyways.. Anthony: No you didn't! I didn't even know we were going to be there. Chrisy: It was good though.. Everyone was like.. "No, that's not them," and we were like "Yeah it is.." Jill: See we have Giving Chase Tracker... Anthony: Yeah right. Jill: We have you guys bugged. Anthony: We're bugged? Did you bug our van? Jill: Yup Anthony: Asshole! Wait.. Can we say that? Chrisy: You sure can Anthony: Asshole! Jill: Yes, see we have this website set up, but you can't know what it is. Chrisy: We watch you... Anthony: Oh! You have a webcam? Awesome! Chrisy: Yeah, our friend's dad works for the FBI so you might want to stay in line. Anthony: Nice. So you saw what Mike did in the van the other night? Chrisy: Unfortunately... [We did this interview in the hallway upstairs, which was a dumb idea.. Because everyone kept walking in and out and we had to adjust] Jill: Eeep... I'll just stand up against the wall like this... Chrisy: Eh.. Bug on a windshield.. Jill: I am part of the wall.. Chrisy: I am the wall. Anthony: [opens the exit door] Chrisy: It's dark in there. Anthony: Yes Jill: I'd hope so, It's the exit.. It goes to outside. Chrisy: OK Anthony: OK Jill: OK Anthony: Wait... Chrisy: I am the wall.. Anthony: Off the record...we are the wall Jill: On the record.. Anthony: On the record.. Jill: Ouch, I'm dying.. Anthony: Well, try not to do that. Jill: OK, I'm pulling myself together.. OK I'm good. If you had 24 hours left to live, what would you do? Anthony: Ummm Jill: Your probably all.. "You guys are trying to kill me aren't you? What's with all these questions about Death?" Anthony: 24 hours left to .. 24...What the hell's wrong with me? I can't talk. Wait, what was the question? Why do I only have 24 hours left to live? Chrisy: If you had 24 hours to live... Anthony: I don't know! Can I do anything? I'd want to go up into outerspace and then I'd come back down and I'd want to go scuba diving. Jill: With Scuba Steve? Anthony: Yes, Scuba Steve. Scuba diving with Scuba Steve. There would be sharks and some jellyfish. Wait no, I hate jellyfish. Jill: What if the sharks ate you? Anthony: No.. Chrisy: Well, that would be how he died. Anthony: Yeah, that would probably be the end of my demise.. Between going to space.. Chrisy: Unless the shuttle smashed into little pieces or something...Either way your screwed. Anthony: No! That's not how it's going to happen. Yeah I'd have to scuba dive maybe bungee jump. I love bungee jumping. I'd want to play one more show with my band, at the House of Blues. And help edit one of Hunter S. Thompson's books. [Charles from Grade walks by] Anthony: And make out with Charles from Grade ... I mean no. I mean.... Chrisy: You mean he doesn't love you back. Jill: You've been shut down. Off the record... Anthony: Off the record.. I would slap Kyle's ass... Just kick it.. The door will open. Kyle: I'm waiting for you to slap my ass. Anthony: Oh..[slaps Kyle's ass] There you go buddy. Kyle: Thank you! [exits] Anthony: OK, on the record ... we're keeping all this in the interview right? Jill: Oh yeah, Oh yes.. Muhahaha. Anthony: Awesome. I like that. Jill: These interviews are unplugged.. I mean.. Unedited. Anthony: OK, the whole conversation should be in there. [Someone else walks through the interview...] Chrisy: I think we need one of those Velcro walls... What are 3 songs that would describe your life, if you were making a soundtrack to Anthony's life? Chrisy: Anthony's life, the compilation. Due out this summer. Anthony: I'm not good with names of songs.. Chrisy: OK, sing them if you know them. Anthony: I'd have to say The Boss, Born To Run...... Jill/Chrisy: [laughing hysterically] Jill: What about Celine Dion? My heart will go on... and on.........and on... Chrisy: Her come back special is on Sunday.. Anthony: I'm going! Chrisy: On CBS..at like 8 o'clock. Anthony: CBS? oh yeah... Jill: He's all "I'm so there!" Anthony: Me and Celine go way back, you know we're just so close. Jill: Did you grow up in Canada with 14 brothers and sisters too? Anthony: No.. Chrisy: I think he was the baby-sitter.. Anthony: Yeah... Oh, Off the record.. It's DoubleJ. Say Hi, DoubleJ DoubleJ: Giving Chase is the hottest, sweetest, cutest ... remember? Chrisy: We just heard that! That's from the interview... DoubleJ: Listen to Coheed and Cambria, and Grade! Jill: OK! Anthony: Coheed and Cambria sucks man! DoubleJ: In that case... Supersonic Mag rules!!! Chrisy: Hey!!!!! DoubleJ: [moves away from Chrisy whose about to kick him, as he's laughing] dude.. Say it.. Anthony: OK, I'll say it for my shout-outs...Oh wait.. No, I won't... [Nothing but mad love to Supersonic Mag, we heart you and appreciate all the work you do for music, and we think you rule bunches.. we also heart duking it out with DoubleJ] Anthony: OK.. Wait.. Where we before he interrupted us? Oh.. Right.. 3 songs? Chrisy: Yes.. You said.. Born to Run.. Anthony: Yes, Born To Run.. Uh.. Chrisy: "California" by Phantom Planet that's my pick. Anthony: Ahh, that's a really good song! Chrisy: I love that song! Anthony: Yeah, they're really good live, you have to go see them. Chrisy: They haven't hit Buffalo yet... Jill: They're coming with ... ugh.. Ummm.. Ermm.. wait no. Incubus isn't coming to Buffalo. Incubus is dumb. I heart them but noooo Anthony: My girlfriend's seeing Incubus and Phantom Planet Jill: Yes, because they are touring together. Chrisy: Not fair... Jill: We should all run away ... and see Incubus.. Chrisy: I was going to steal my grandpa's Caddillac but no.. It's an '89 caddy... Anthony: Is it pink.. With dice? Chrisy: No! Jill: Anthony, you need two more songs.. Anthony: I know, I can't! Help me here. Chrisy: Help me Now! See that's an 80's song.. Anthony: I'm not good with song names... Jill: Do you really want to hurt me.... Anthony: Noooooo! Jill: Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon...they come and go..... Chrisy: Take on me.... Jill: Take on me! Anthony: I'm having a hard time with this.. Someone pick good songs.. Jill: Let it be? Chrisy: Yay, John Lennon! Jill: Oh Oh Oh Oh Sweet Child of Mine! Anthony: Livin' On the Edge - Aerosmith.. Jill: Very Great one! Anthony: Yes ... very hard-core Aerosmith.. And uh, what's another one. "I'm to sexy" Jill: Ahhh.. my man Right Said Fred Anthony: Yep, there you go! Top 5 record released in 2002, so far? Anthony: 2002, let's see.. I'd go with The Phantom Planet record.. What else has come out up until now? I don't even know what's recently came out.. Chrisy: Eh, just say whatever then.. Anthony: Taking Back Sunday ... tell all your friends.. Jill: Yes, it just came out.. The other day... Anthony: Yes, March 26th... Oh, Hatebreed's new record, definitely very good. I don't know.. Anybody? Jill: Uh ... that split disc with uh... Anthony: The New Dashboard is good.. Chrisy: Ohhh Dashboard Jill: [making her voice crack] Screaming Infidelities! Anthony: I don't know.. I'm lost here.. Can we just say 3? Chrisy: Yep Jill: Sure ... the magic of editing skills baby... Anthony: Nice! Chrisy: ummm that was really 4. Who is the most fun person to tour with? Anthony: That we have toured with? Oh duh.. Obviously. Jill: Yeah... Anthony: Umm.. Probably the guys from Catch 22.. Well, either Catch 22 or Showoff. Both really cool. Wait.. Do you want a specific guy? Chrisy: Yeah.. Anthony: Probably...Chris from Catch 22 Chrisy: Yeah, I hear he's a lovable guy.. Anthony: Yeah, he's really cool. Jill: Unlike Chris from Showoff ... kidding kidding..He's rad. Anthony: All the guys.. I can't say one thing wrong.. Everyone in Showoff is rad.. Chrisy: Yeah, they had to rename me... Jill: Then when Magoo slapped her ass.. Chrisy: I was a little scared.. Anthony: Magoo gets nuts. When he parties, Magoo gets naked. Chrisy: Yeah, and then Chris had to change me name...because no one else is allowed to be named Chris.. Anthony: Oh really? Jill: Her name is now Gorean. Chrisy: I'm Gorean the evil hell witch out of Greek Mythology.. Anthony: Nice... Chrisy: Who ate her sons in a pie.... Jill: Yes, it was great...Off the record.. Anthony: On the record... Chrisy: Continuing on with the interview... [Kyle walks back in] Jill: Hi! ... Off the record.. Anthony: Dude you can talk.... Chrisy: He's hunting rabbit..be very very quiet Anthony: Wabbit? Webber? ...Webber? Jill: Webble Wabble? Anthony: Are you attracted to these ladies? See he can't talk when he sees someone he likes.. Chrisy: wink, wink.. awwwww Jill: He likes you Anthony.... Kyle: [gives Anthony a hug] Anthony: Ahhh, get off me! Jill: "Eww... he's drooling on me!" Chrisy: No love for Anthony... Kyle: [exits] Anthony: On the record! What's the most annoying thing about being in a band? Anthony: Hanging out with 4 other guys. All they want to do is Bitch...and I don't know.. Jill: "Your sitting on me!" Chrisy: "Ahhhhhh! Move your ass!" Jill: "You stink!" Chrisy: "I know take a shower!" Anthony: Yeah, probably putting up with the other bandmates. It's just annoying... What's the most embarrassing CD in your collection? Anthony: What's considered embarrassing? Chrisy: Something you regret having... Anthony: I don't regret having anything... Chrisy: No No, you can be like.. "I can't believe I have this CD."... Anthony: OK, can I give you two? Chrisy: Yes.. Anthony: OK, Hall and Oats, the greatest hits imported.. And I don't regret having it.. But people give me crap for having it. It's Yanni - live at the Acropolis. Yanni's the man! Jill: Hey......OK... No Comment.. Anthony: All right, that's it! End of Interview! [exits through a door] Chrisy: Hey! Jill: Come back! Anthony: [returns] OK, I'm back. Jill: Just because you can't handle answering a question doesn't mean you can just walk out on us! You can't treat us like this! Anthony: I'm done! ... OK I'm not.. Chrisy: You wanna be done? Shout-Outs! Jill: He's not done! Anthony: Yeah, I'm here to stay. Chrisy: Oh, OK then! How do you deal with Stress? Anthony: I play the drums... Chrisy: I hear it's a great stress reliever.. Anthony: Oh, it is! Jill: Hey, we need a drummer.. Find us one! Anthony: What's your band? Chrisy: Sdhesive.. Jill: Ryan has our CD.. Chrisy: Yes.. Ryan from Catch 22 Anthony: Oh really ... oh yeah! You guys were just in the studio..last week.. Chrisy: Yes, it's being mastered in NYC right now.. Ryan has the ghetto 1 song copy... Anthony: Hmm.. I'll have to get it from Ryan then... I wanna hear it. Describe Yourself in 5 words or less. Kyle: Fucking Gay Homo Asshole Dickhead Jill: Oooh Brutal.. Anthony: That was more then 5 [uh..no it wasn't Anthony] Kyle: No.. Chrisy: OK. Anthony: Outgoing, Shy, Friendly, nice to animals, and... Chrisy: I like long walks on the beach...OK. yeah.. That was less then 5 it works.. Anthony: No! I don't want to sound all datey...and like shy.. Chrisy: Well, here's mine.. I like to play bass.. Anthony: Oh! You can make a sentence? Chrisy: Yep, why not? Jill: Hi, my name is Jill. Chrisy: Jill, stop freestyling.. Kyle: I like to have sex... Anthony: I'm a virgin! Kyle: Oh yeah, that's right.. Anthony: I am a virgin.. Chrisy: There you go.. Everyone: Whooooooo Jill: Virgin Power! Uh.. yeah. Anthony: Moving On.... Kyle: Please ... do ... not ... play ... this...anywhere... Chrisy: Is...going.. To...be...typed...up...in...interview Anthony: They don't edit, at all. Kyle: Must...be...a..very...lame...magazine Jill: Not really... Anthony: Yeah, hey get out of here! Jill: Go bug some other magazine.. Kyle: I would have..but they left... Jill: huh? Anthony: They couldn't handle the fire...They couldn't handle the fire Kyle: ...you don't...wait.. What magazine do you guys do? Jill: Overated! Kyle: Overated, you guys sound like sellouts! Jill: Yeah, we are sellouts... Chrisy: Oh, and we have Planet Bob too Anthony: Yes, Planet Bob! Jill: Planet Bituminous Orse Borse.. Anthony: WHAT? ... What the hell is that? Stop confusing me! Jill: All we know is Orse means Bad...that's all we know.. Anthony: Wait.. You're giving me a question and I have to choose one or the other? Jill: What? Chrisy: What the hell are you talking about? Anthony: I don't know.. Just I heard two words and I thought I had to pick one of them. Chrisy: Sweer and Orse? Sweer means very good, and orse means very bad. Anthony: Oh, OK. Jill: [smacks Chrisy's camera with her tape recorder] Chrisy: Ouch! Not my camera!! Anthony: Oh no! Check the tape! Off the Record Jill: It's OK.. It's OK.. it's still running, we're good. Anthony: OK then, on the record. It's still good. Chrisy: What the hell happened to my gel? Oh well. Where did Chrisy's gel go? Anthony: Chrisy's gel.....went to the land of berries where they use it as....... Mark: [from TBS, as he walks by grabs Jill's arm and screams into the tape recorder] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Anthony: Wow, that guys crazy! I think that's where Chrisy's gel went! He somehow.. injected it into his arm.. and now he's mad. Mark: [come walking back] Chrisy: Did you find pot yet? Mike: No, I haven't been looking. I've been too busy singing! Jill: "I'm singing on stage, I'm really cool!!! Nah Nah Nah" Chrisy: We were on that stage once, introducing bands... Mark: Really? [exits the room] Anthony: Did you really? Who? Chrisy: Chesterfield... Jill: They're local... Anthony: Chesterfood? Jill: Chesterfood? What the hell.. Anthony: No, I said Chesterfield! Jill: Whoa, do you have a speech impediment? Anthony: No, people just make fun of the way I talk.. My accent.. Chrisy: Yep, we took speech class when we were little.. Jill: I still can't talk... If the glass is half empty, or half full what's in the glass? Anthony: Vodka Chrisy: Good answer! Any particular brand? Anthony: Nah.. Jill: Nah, just Vodka! What's your favorite color? Anthony: Well, my favorite color is green but I don't look good in green. So I wear like black clothing..dark.. I like bright stuff..just... Jill: Ahh, he thinks he's Goth! Anthony: No, I'm not Goth.. I'm hard-core, OK ... little kids watch out! Student*Rick.... Jill: Little kids?? Anthony: No, not you two.. This is for all the readers... Little kids beware.. Anthony from Student*Rick is hard-core. Chrisy: Wow, we play hard-core acoustic.. Anthony: So do I. Chrisy: Hard-core acoustic? Anthony: Yeah! Do you guys scream at the same time? Chrisy: Yes... Anthony: We're doing like a little plug for your band here... Jill: Yes, if only you were in Sdhesive. Chrisy: Say Sdhesive! Anthony: Sdhesive, is the greatest band ever! Chrisy: He says that now, he hasn't heard us yet. Anthony: Check 'em out, I'm going to play drums for them. Chrisy: Wow, we have that on tape! Anthony: It's in the interview, it will happen! Jill: You know how many people have told us that they'll drum for us? Chrisy: Yeah.. Seriously..they're all "You kids are pretty cool.. I wanna play drums for you.. But I like like.. 200 miles away!" Anthony: Really? Awesome! That'll be my excuse.... Jill: We could tour with Student*Rick nonstop...yes. Anthony: Like I really want to play drums for you guys... Chrisy: You'll hear the CD and think.. "They suck!" Jill: Yep, don't listen to it... Ryan has it... Anthony: I'm going to listen to it... Chrisy: We'll send you a copy ... Anthony: OK, now that we've done the band plug....you guys are gonna edit all this out aren't you? Jill: No!! Anthony: Oh, OK.. Just making sure. Say the Alphabet Backwards.... Anthony: Alphabet Backwards? Jill: You can't do it, You can't do it! Anthony: I can do... z y x Everyone: [cheers] Anthony: c b a .. All right there we go. Jill: [looks on confused] Anthony: It's the first 3 and the last 3... Jill: I know... It's not my fault I'm stupid! Chrisy: Not my fault I have a Gowanda education... Jill: Not my fault, I have a 30 in math. Anthony: 30? Wow...I suck at math... Chrisy: I quit that class.. I got lower then Jill... Jill: Yep, got a 28 on my midterm.. wooo I'm proud. Anthony: What was your guys best class? Anthony turns around and interviews Sdhesive...muhahah Chrisy: Photography.... Anthony: Photography, that was your favorite class? Chrisy: Yes, I love Photography Anthony: That's what you did the best in? Chrisy: Oh yes... I had a 100. Anthony: What about you? Jill: French... Anthony: French.. I took German. Chrisy: I take Spanish. Jill: I went to Germany.. Anthony: I took German.. for 4 years...Hey, I've been to Germany it's fun there! Jill: Yep! Chrisy: I was an exchange student.. Jill: But it wasn't in Germany.. Anthony: Yeah! Chrisy: No, I was down under in Australia where I killed a Kangaroo. Anthony: You killed a Kangaroo? Interview over!!!! Chrisy: Hey! Jill: Come back!!!! Chrisy: It wasn't my fault... Anthony: Was it a baby? Chrisy: Not it was a big one...it just walked across the road.. Anthony: Oh, OK. If you were part of an Oreo cookie, what would you be? The cream or the cookie and why? Anthony: [laughing] I would be the cream of the double Oreo's... Jill: Yes, then you could be like DoubleJ. Anthony: No.... eeeew... Chrisy: DoubleZ! Anthony: I'd be twice the....licking pleasure... Jill: Oooohhhhhh Chrisy: That's a good answer... Jill: Yeah.. woooh Anthony: Ooo it's getting hot in here. If you could have any pet in the world, what would it be? Jill: A Llama! Chrisy: A Penguin... Anthony: If I could have any pet in the world.. I would have... Jill: A dead kid? Anthony: I would have a sea turtle... Jill: Whoooooo! Would you name him Snappy? Anthony: No, I'd name him Sparky... Chrisy: Sparky the sea turtle.. Jill: Sparky.. He can really move.. Sparky.. Chrisy: He's really slow... Anthony: I have a lot of animals .. I have like Pythons and Chameleons. Chrisy: Wow.. Anthony: I love animals.. Jill: And he wonders why he's still a virgin. Anthony: What? Like I'm supposed to get it on with my pets? Ewwww... Mark: [walks by] SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jill: Hmmmmm.... seems to be a common thread among the night. Chrisy: Damn, I want to tour... Jill: That reminds me.. OK.. so Anthony? Anthony: Yes? Jill: After DoubleJ leaves.. Can we be the Merch kids? Chrisy: Yeah, we're like Double... umm.. CJ! Jill: CJ, yes CJ... Anthony: CJ? Jill: Yeah! Anthony: CJ.. Then there's just J.. we could fire him ... yeah I think we could work that... I think.. I'll look into it, I'll have my people get ahold of your people. Chrisy: We are our people Anthony: Ahhh, OK. Jill: Nah, I have tons of people.. They're the one's watching you guys...They got you guys bugged.. Anthony: Yeah... Jill: Probably a camera right up there in the ceiling...or maybe it's attached to your face or something! Anthony: I have to wear my glasses ... that's probably where it is.. Chrisy: It might be in your name tag. Anthony: It's the bug... Chrisy: What is with the name tag anyways? Anthony: Somebody gave it to me and now I am wearing it. It was a gift, so everybody knows my name. Jill: Wow...special. Anthony: Yeah, there's no big funny story behind it, I'm sorry! Chrisy: I should wear my burger king name tag... Anthony: You work at Burger King? Chrisy: Yes, I do. Anthony: What's on your name tag? Chrisy: Their logo and my name...so what's better? Whopper or Big Mac? Anthony: Whopper all the way... What's the funniest thing that's happened on tour? Anthony: It's hard to come by...Oh, no.. I missed a phone call... Chrisy: Aww Anthony: Wait.. It might be my parents.. Off the record. Chrisy: He's calling Mom and dad everybody... Anthony: Here we go, calling Mom and dad. They're on spring break right now. Chrisy: Your parents are on spring break right now? Anthony: Well my brothers are.. I have 2 younger brothers... Jill: Calling Mom and dad, calling Mom and dad.. Chrisy: How younger? Anthony: 16...and uh.. 8 or 9... Jill: 8 or 9... A mob of various people in bands walk by: Stumpy Peeps!!!! Jill: Hmmm.. Anthony: [laughing] Yes, they call me Stumpy Peeps.... Wait.. Hello, is Ashley there? Ashley? Oops sorry... Jill: What? Anthony: Whose calling me? Arh... let me check this out? Wait, no.. I can do this later. Wait.. So what were we talking about? We were talking about? Jill: Uh.. umm.. Burger King.. Anthony: Oh yes.. Burger King! Ohhh. a little.. Something you guys might want to know about this phone [holds up his cell phone] ... Kyle from Showoff has the same phone.. Chrisy: And you accidentally got it switched? Anthony: No, when we're together on tour we become the Startek Warriors! [DoubleJ & Kyle come walking out into the hallway] Kyle: I tried to get a girl to kiss you.. But.. It was close. DoubleJ: It's OK.. [singing] What's a man got to do with me? I got a man.. What's a man got to do with me? I got a man... Everyone: [laughing hysterically] Jill: You know.. It's a shame he's not in a band... Anthony: OK, back on track now ... next question... DoubleJ: Wait.. Actually.. Student*Rick is a ska band... Jill: A ska band? Really? DoubleJ: Yes. Anthony: We're a ska band from Canada. DoubleJ: Supersonic Mag rules and uh... Everyone: OK, we get it DoubleJ: Supersonic Magazine Oooooh! Oh yeah, this interview is for Overated...OK, what's the question? Anthony: I like peanuts. DoubleJ: Anthony likes penis, you heard it here first. Anthony: Peanuts! DoubleJ: He likes penis... Anthony: No, planters... DoubleJ: Planters penis.. Anthony: No, Mr. Peanut.. You know.. With a cane and a top hat. DoubleJ: Anthony likes Penis... Chrisy: Ok guys enough.... Who remembers the MTV show "The State?" DoubleJ: Oh yeah, I remember that! You remember Austin Stories? Jill: What? DoubleJ: It was on a few years before The State... Austin Stories.. Chrisy: Nope, we're youngins... DoubleJ: It was so amazing! Anthony: Who remembers Denver The Last Dinosaur? DoubleJ: Oh totally! Jill: That show rocked! DoubleJ: [singing] Denver the last Dinosaur! Jill: What about the show Dinosaurs! Anthony: Oh yeah!!!! Chrisy: I'm the mama! DoubleJ: The 90's is all about pizza eating dinosaurs, saying no to drugs, and staying in school. That's all the 90's were about. Chrisy: Hey, but yeah... DoubleJ: Ok, see you all later.. Chrisy: We're going to steal your job so you better watch your butt. Jill: CJ.. Yep. DoubleJ: Be quiet girls, I'd like to say something! Chrisy: No! DoubleJ: I'm not going to.... Chrisy: Ok, I'll let you.. DoubleJ: Supersonic Mag rules... Anthony: Wait ... what were we talking about? Oh yes.. Denver The Last Dinosaur.. It rocks. Jill: What about Fraggle Rock? Anthony: Fraggle Rock is very good.. Jill: Yes, that it is. Chrisy: Down in Fraggle Rock. Jill: Dun Dun Dun Dun Anthony: What were those little guys called? Jill: Doozers. Chrisy: Who was your favorite Fraggle? Anthony: I can't remember their names... Jill: Boober, Webley..Red... Anthony: What was the little wild one? Chrisy: The green one? Anthony: Yeah... Chrisy: Webley.. Anthony: Was he the crazy one with the messy hair? Jill: Yeah! Anthony: Yeah, Yeah! That's my favorite.. I wanted to be Webley! Chrisy: I liked Boober. Jill: The Trash heap...haha. If you were a superhero cartoon character, what would your name be? Anthony: Superhero? Chrisy: He'd be Anthony the Avenger.. Jill: No, him and Kyle would have their own show. Anthony: Yes! Startek Warriors! Chrisy: Sounds pretty cool! Jill: We'll produce the show.. Anthony: Awesome! Jill: We'll put it on your website.. Chrisy: We'll cut out pictures of you guys and put them in your hands and you can use them as puppets.. Anthony: Ok Jill: Hi Anthony: Hi Jill: Freestyle Anthony: That's the one thing that you don't want me to do. Chrisy: Hey, I got Mingus doing a bit of Snoop Dogg last time. Jill: He's my hero.. Anthony: I'm trying to think, I can't.. Chrisy: [spits out the freestyle at the start of Sum 41's "Fatlip"] Anthony: What the hell was that? Chrisy: Sum 41... Anthony: Oh, really? Jill: Hi, my name is Jill.. And I ain't got no skills. Anthony: That's your freestyle? Hmmm... Jill: Yep, we had to tape it once.. And some bands heard it and thought it was an actual song.. Anthony: Really? That's good. Chrisy: Wow.. I heard a beep and it wasn't from me.. Anthony: Whoa... Have you see The Osbournes? Anthony: I've only seen it once, I like it. Jill: Every other word is beeeeeeeep. Anthony: Yes, I like Ozzy. Me and him go way back. Jill: Wow, that's like you and Celine. Anthony: Oh yes, me and Celine and Ozzy use to go out clubbing together. We use to get jiggy with it. At the end of the night we'd go back to Ozzy's.. Jill: Boy George's house maybe? Anthony: Well.. Boy George you know he wasn't really into the whole biting bat's heads. So yes, that's the whole story between me and Ozzy, we go way back. Chrisy: I have to take the ACT's tomorrow morning, any tips? Anthony: Uh...hmmmm.... Chrisy: Did you take the SAT's? Anthony: Yes, I got a 1700. Jill: Umm.. It only goes up to 1600.. Anthony: I know.. I really got like an 1100. I don't even know what I did actually because I was a freshman and that was a long time ago. Jill: A fresh man... Anthony: Yes, a fresh man. Chrisy: [singing] We were merely freshman...for the live of me.. Anthony: The Verve Pipe! Jill: What ever happened to them? Anthony: Did they break up? Chrisy: I think so..Your beeping dammit! Jill: Beeep! Anthony: Oh no, I'm beeping! Jill: Your like a Doctor.. Touring.... Jill/Chrisy: Touring Touring It's never Boring Boring! Anthony: huh? Chrisy: Kelly from Goldfinger said that.. Anthony: Wait.. What's going on here? Chrisy: Touring.. Anthony: I have to say something that comes to mind when you say the word? I think of ... I don't know what I think of... It's a mush.... I think of... Jill: DoubleJ... Anthony: Noooooo Jill: No Money? Being on the Road? Hurry.. Anthony: I don't have one... Bob the Builder... Chrisy: Can he fix it? Jill: Yes, he can! Anthony: huh? Chrisy: ok.. You don't know.. Steve from Blue's Clues... Anthony: Are we playing the game? I think of the little blue dog.. Blue.. And a green stripe shirt that I have. I got made fun of because... Jill: I have that shirt. Chrisy: I have an actual Rugby Shirt from Aussi... Anthony: Did some like hot sweaty guy throw it off at you? Chrisy: No I bought it. Jill: As he uses the term.. Sweaty Hot Guy.. Chrisy: Wait a minute.. Anthony: Off the record! [phone rings] Chrisy: Answer the damn phone... Hi Mom! Anthony: Hello? Chrisy: Say Hi Mom Anthony: Hi Mom! How are you? Where are you? Are you in the Condo or on the cell phone? What? Oh.. It's my girlfriend.. Jill/Chrisy: [laughing] Anthony: Wanna be in the interview with me? Here.. I'm going to put you up to the phone.. Say Planet Bob and Overated Rock...no come on? Ok, I have to quote her because she won't say it. Planet Bob and Overated Rock. All right, I'm going now. All right, bye. Shout-Outs... Anthony: Sdhesive, Taking Back Sunday, Catch 22, Celine Dion, My boy Ozzy, Boy George, My bro's.... DoubleJ, Adam, Brett, Jason and uh... I'd like to.. That's it. Jill: Whooohooooo Chrisy: Thanks Anthony! Jill: It's been a blast! Anthony: No Problem! A very special thanks to Anthony, whom provided us with hours of fun and many laughs. Also, thank you to DoubleJ, Kyle from Grade, Mark from Taking Back Sunday, and everyone else who took part in Anthony's interview... We thank you, as we're sure Anthony does too. For more information on Student*Rick, check out: studentrick.com For more information on Supersonicmag, check out: supersonicmag.com For more information on Grade, check out: grade.net For more information on Taking Back Sunday, check out: takingbacksunday.com |