Kiss and Tell
Why are people today so vile and disgusting? It seems to me
that all everyone ever talks about is sex, drugs, and rock and
roll (not that there's anything wrong with rock and roll, mind
you be). If I hear one more person say "Oh, I've only gave
four different guys head", "He stuck the hamster WHERE?",
or anything that contains the word 'snowballing', I am
going to scream; consecutively, for two hours. But does it stop
there? No. I do not want to hear about anyone's sex-life,
that's between you and whoever you slept with. Am I
the only person who doesn't kiss and tell? Do I have
'I care' written on my foredhead? Can the
government read my mind? Possibly, hell no,
and probably.
