A Note From Us

Howdy Ya'll, Pink Panther here-apologizing for the simplicity of our first issue. Yea, I know it's kinda sad...but look forward to better publications in the future. I'm considering posting up some of our essays...but that might blow our cover...and we must stay incognito. We do our part to keep this thang underground, now you do yers! Try to keep your issue of BnW on the downlow. By having an issue, you take full responsibility if you get in trouble for it. And if you do rat on us...we'll I hope you have a well cushioned ass. The Cat in the hat has a pretty damn hard kick, that athletic bitch...we're hoping to get some profiles of us up on here...mostly just stuff about our different views. Actually, I think I'll do that right now! (Well, mine anyway...I'll have to get The Cat in the hat and Felix to work on theirs later.)



hello, my little ones. Tis everyone's favorite presidential candidate, Felix here. Well, a few days still before any of you get your hand on a copy of our little publication (read apology above as to why it is so *little*) first class friday every month! Any who... It is the presidental election day and i feel obligated to say something about it, perhaps bitching and whining, perhaps not. who really knows? In approx. 7 hours, we will know the the next president of the United States. That is a little scary... A Puppet or a Cheerleader? Which is better? as it stand know, the cheerleader is ahead 20 electoral votes to none. Well, technically, i cant be president, but one day... who knows?? Okey-dokey i must return to the Felix campaign central ( AKA: my room) byebye!