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Mike 'DIXIE' Dean
His employment involves being a "scouser" during the day keeping his beady eye on things at work and making sure that his girls aren't ripping him off, as this is the only way he can afford to wear a brand new leopard skin thong and be chauffered to work everyday in a 32 metre limo that has blacked out windows, jaccuzzi, tennis court, olympic sized swimming pool, fully fitted kitchen with his own personal chef 'Fratetrain', oh, and its got a helicopter landing pad too.
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Ste 'The Godfather' Cimelli
In his spare time his interests include, keeping balls of cotton wool in each cheek, digging graves, and watching Scarface on DVD. He is kind to children and animals and does a lot of good work for charity, which he doesn't like to talk about.
It is a well know fact during rehearsals that you have got more chance of seeing a pile of rocking horse shit, than seeing 'The Godfather' buy a drink for the lads. But who's going to argue and risk a whackin'??
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Paul 'Hornbo' Hornby
The various hobbies of the 'Hornbo' include dreaming, sleeping, dozing, nodding off, having a nap and curling up on the rug in front of the fire, Of course he doesnt sleep 24/7, he tries to have at least 15 minutes out of bed everyday, to ring work and ask for time off.
'Hornbo' once broke the world record for counting sheep, counting upto 7,657,123, and only woke up when the field was full.
It is a well know fact during rehearsals that 'Hornbo' ALWAYS pays for a drink for the lads.
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Andy 'Fratetrain' Frater
'Fratetrain' forgets names for a living and knows everybody as spud, and even thinks that Calm Today is called DEAD CALM.
It is a well know fact during rehearsals that 'Fratetrain' occasionally pays for a sneaky drink for me and him.(When he shows his face) Nice one mate
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Stevo 'Stevo' Gates
It is a well know fact during rehearsals that 'Stevo' sometimes pays for a drink for the lads.
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This is the lead singer (songwriter, part time guitarist, stand in drummer, tambourine player). But its not all rock'n'roll for 'DIXIE' though, because he works very hard in his day job as a pimp.
This is the lead guitarist,and he has been playing guitar almost as long as he has been pulling triggers because, 'The Godfather' is also a Mafia boss, Overseeing one of the richest Italian crime syndicates in the world he works incognito for a U.K. bank which is a secret front for his protection racket/drug smuggling scams which he uses to finance revolutions, he also makes money on the side with his made to measure concrete boots and overcoats, he generously takes people to swim with sharks, and then lets them sleep with the fishes, and never asks for a thing in return.
This is the rhythm guitarist, You may notice the 'Hornbo' isnt moving very much in the picture on the left, don't worry as this is normal. Paul manages to maintain his postion in the band because he also has the keys.
This is the bass guitarist, and when he isnt at the beck and call of big pimpin 'DIXIE' in the limo. T.V. personality Big Andy is a well known celebrity chef on Ready, Steady, Cook. and can be seen daily on your screens preparing freshly burnt food, and a mixture of tasty treats found appetising only by pregnant women with strange cravings, and people with the munchies, his tinned chilli, with pasta and sliced bread is the best thing since sliced bread.
When he's not coming up with new strains of food poisoning, he likes to go and shout himself hoarse watching the Widnes Vikings Rugby League team do battle, and then complain that he has lost his voice, which is no bad thing sometimes.
It's me that does the drumming, and I only did it for the nookie.