So this is where (I suppose) you try to get to know me better and I try not to sound like a complete moron so as to give you a good impression. Sounds simple, but it probably isn't -- particularly the part where I try not to sound like a complete moron (because that would mean hiding a fact of life). Perhaps I'm boring you already. Well, here's the low down:

I was born on the 7th day of February, 1987 in Macau (but I'm really Shanghainese), and I'm currently completing a combined Bachelor of Arts / Master of Nursing degree in the University of Sydney. I have an unhealthy fascination with human behaviour, psychotherapy and Yakult. I prefer pearls over diamonds, and jade over pearls. I dislike rudeness and impatience, but occassionally, I can be quite rude and impatient. I love home decoration and all things domestic. I would like to have two children one day (whenever it is I settle down). I would like to settle down (one day). I hope that day comes soon.

Oh yeah, and you can call me Beck.

When You Find A Man

By Nizar Qabbani