Yeah. No. Nothing new is coming. Ever. I will never again update this website. At least, not while O.C. occupies every iota of my brain capacity. UPDATE 2/19/04: I took down the To Do List because, let's face it, Angelfire just doesn't give you that much memory. Now I'm gonna put up poetry. Isn't that really lame? But I'd like to be a professional poet. A bad one. And start a new art movement with my bad poetry. But it won't be called "bad", it'll be called "avant garde". Here's something a little bit frickin hilarious, and a little bit self-depricating. Although now I'm starting to think that it reflects real life a litte too vividly. Enjoy. Okay, so you may be wondering, Just where does all of Kelsey's anger towards Aragorn come from? Well, if you must know the dirty truth behind Viggo Mortenson's character, go here. Hey guess what guys? Cows are actually tasty. That's right. I eat cow. I would gladly kill a cow and eat it. Raw. Why? Because they're evil. Don't believe me? Believe this guy. That's all for now. Check back later, I will probably have this thing more interesting. No guarantees. Just b.s.
Only one flaw could be found in LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS. Not Enough Legolas. For more fun with our Leafy Green Elf, go there.
If, for whatever odd reason, you didn't get enough Frodo Baggins, you weirdo, then go there.
JASON MRAZ Rules!!! Everyone must check him out...it is painful on my ears to not listen to him. He's like this mix of John Mayer and Kid Rock, or Sum 41 and Dave Matthews. Very Cool. Go now: The Mrazness.
.........and Tessa likes little boys.
.........and I'm starting to reallllly think that Cameron Johnson does too.
