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U of M students riot after gymnastics crowned national champions

DINKYTOWN, MN - Yet another instance of mass celebration marred by violence for the University of Minnesota when thousands of students rioted after the men's gymnastics team won the NCAA Division I National Championship.

"Yeah! Woo hoo!" said one unidentified U of M student as he ignited a nearby parked car.  "Gopher gymnastics are number one!"  More...

University of Minnesota students riot in celebration of the men's gymnastics national championship victory.