Hello! Welcome to my pretentious bio! I have no delusions as to how self-centered it is to put a mini-bio on a webpage. My response is: so what? It's my page! I'll put what I want on it! It is a PERSONAL page, after all. Anyway, here's the important stuff. My name is Jennifer and I'm 19 years old. My birthday is September 12, thanks for asking! ^_^! I lived in Japan, but I don't speak Japanese, so don't ask. Currently, I am a college student in West Virginia, but I'm not telling you which college (because I don't like internet stalkers). ^_^! I am of average build (meaning neither twiggy nor overweight), and I absolutely will not tell you my breast size, nor do I want to watch you masturbate via web cam. So don't ask that either. ^_^! I like the color orange, but not the fruit, and I have a spotty black and white dog named Remshot. You can ask how he got his name if you want, but I'm not typing it. ^_^! I made a webpage because I wanted to leave my mark on cyberspace somehow and, frankly, because I'd imagined I would have taken the fanfiction world by storm by now. Not the case...in fact, I don't think I've ever finished a NON-DRABBLE fanfiction. *snerk* Maybe by the time I'm 30 I'll have churned out a decent and blessedly finished fanfic, but until then, all I have are drabble fics. *sigh* Oh well. ^_^! Also, I make fanart. Not GREAT fanart, but fanart nonetheless, and some of it is not that bad! ^_^! Photoshop is a fantabulous program, and I hope to get a better handle on it in the near future. I would also like to know if there is a special program some people use to make their little 100x100 profile icons, because I see all these fun blinky and animated ones and I can't figure out how to get Adobe ImageReady to do that. ^_^! But I make profile icons, desktops, and random fanart and I'm working on posting it on my page. Some of the psychotic fangirl obsessions I indulge in are Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and occasionally Lord of the Rings. I am a slash queen AND DAMN PROUD OF IT! See the Fansection of my page for a list of my favorite slash pairings. ^_^! I have likes and dislikes, but I'm afraid I'm too lazy to write them all down. I'm afraid if you want to know that information you'll just have to go to my MySpace and check it out. It's all there, yo. Favorite music, movies, TV shows...the works. Have at it! Peace out!
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