Steve's Story

salty muffin pie (8:46:22 PM): sigh im bored
salty muffin pie (8:46:28 PM): so i think i wa somewhere aroudn ehre last time
salty muffin pie (8:46:45 PM): then the worst thing that could ever happen happened to steve
salty muffin pie (8:47:21 PM): the one whore of a girl that was with steves friend told steves girl about what he had done that night with the other girl
salty muffin pie (8:47:25 PM): steves girl was pissed!
salty muffin pie (8:47:39 PM): she actually stopped talking to him for a few days
salty muffin pie (8:47:46 PM): but steve got her to talk to him for once
salty muffin pie (8:47:51 PM): and tseve used his words
salty muffin pie (8:47:53 PM): like always
salty muffin pie (8:47:57 PM): told her how much he loved her
salty muffin pie (8:48:01 PM): how much of a mistake that wa
salty muffin pie (8:48:02 PM): s
salty muffin pie (8:48:09 PM): all the things he does each time
salty muffin pie (8:48:11 PM): and she agreed
ladatdadatda (8:48:15 PM): wait
salty muffin pie (8:48:15 PM): and came back to steve
ladatdadatda (8:48:17 PM): okay
ladatdadatda (8:48:18 PM): go
salty muffin pie (8:48:23 PM): band!
salty muffin pie (8:48:25 PM): but um.
salty muffin pie (8:48:42 PM): fuck i odnt rememebr if this was before or after christmas
salty muffin pie (8:48:45 PM): eh i think it was
salty muffin pie (8:48:46 PM): oh ok
salty muffin pie (8:48:49 PM): um.
salty muffin pie (8:48:56 PM): steve and the girl go out longer
salty muffin pie (8:49:03 PM): then seventh period happens
ladatdadatda (8:49:23 PM): yeah?
salty muffin pie (8:49:36 PM): steve mentioned taht he was having doubts about his relationship with his girl
salty muffin pie (8:49:42 PM): he told the wrong ppl that
salty muffin pie (8:49:59 PM): they happened to be the girls that told on him about his little cheating escapade
salty muffin pie (8:50:06 PM): so they convinced steve that he should dump his girl
salty muffin pie (8:50:34 PM): steve dd.
salty muffin pie (8:50:36 PM): did
salty muffin pie (8:50:40 PM): almost lost her forever too
salty muffin pie (8:50:52 PM): to get over steve the girl hooked up with as many random guys as she could
salty muffin pie (8:50:55 PM): crazy when that happens
salty muffin pie (8:51:08 PM): almost as she had been doin when she was goign out with steve
salty muffin pie (8:51:23 PM): but eh
salty muffin pie (8:51:28 PM): steve moved on with his life
salty muffin pie (8:51:35 PM): was still lackign in the tail category
salty muffin pie (8:51:47 PM): he was up to 2 girls that he ha made out with so far
salty muffin pie (8:51:53 PM): and that would stay like that fpor awhile
salty muffin pie (8:51:56 PM): at least 9 months
salty muffin pie (8:52:03 PM): but that ones for the grandchildren
salty muffin pie (8:52:08 PM): steve finishes the school year
salty muffin pie (8:52:11 PM): finally
salty muffin pie (8:52:19 PM): middle school and all its drama are gone forever
salty muffin pie (8:52:47 PM): heh
salty muffin pie (8:52:50 PM): good one on that
salty muffin pie (8:52:56 PM): hmm
salty muffin pie (8:52:57 PM): wait
salty muffin pie (8:52:58 PM): hold on
salty muffin pie (8:53:11 PM): ok got it
salty muffin pie (8:53:15 PM): so durign summer
salty muffin pie (8:53:25 PM): he enjoyed time with his best bud
salty muffin pie (8:53:28 PM): jack
salty muffin pie (8:53:49 PM): steve spnt the night at jacks house all the time
salty muffin pie (8:53:53 PM): and they would always sneak out
salty muffin pie (8:53:59 PM): getting into shenanigans
salty muffin pie (8:54:01 PM): and what not
salty muffin pie (8:54:16 PM): one time there was a party at fred's house
salty muffin pie (8:54:24 PM): this is a good one.
salty muffin pie (8:54:29 PM): but steve was at fred's house
salty muffin pie (8:54:32 PM): and guess who shows up?
salty muffin pie (8:54:34 PM): his old girl
salty muffin pie (8:54:40 PM): they still have a little flame for each other
salty muffin pie (8:54:46 PM): so they hook up
salty muffin pie (8:55:00 PM): at the party
salty muffin pie (8:55:01 PM): whats worse
salty muffin pie (8:55:07 PM): is that the girl is still attached to fred
salty muffin pie (8:55:20 PM): whats even worse is that she is the only girl at the party
salty muffin pie (8:55:25 PM): so steve gets an idea
salty muffin pie (8:55:37 PM): he heard that one of his friends is having a little get together of her own
salty muffin pie (8:55:47 PM): a girl and her 7 swim friends
salty muffin pie (8:55:50 PM): damn what a party!
salty muffin pie (8:55:55 PM): betetr than the sausag fest at fred's
salty muffin pie (8:55:59 PM): so he lals her up
salty muffin pie (8:56:01 PM): talks ot her
salty muffin pie (8:56:14 PM): convinces her to have her party wlak to jacks house
salty muffin pie (8:56:18 PM): where they would meet up
salty muffin pie (8:56:33 PM): and stev would make it with this one eigth grade chick [as of now]
salty muffin pie (8:56:51 PM): so jack and steve start to run there
salty muffin pie (8:56:59 PM): jack was there for this girl that goes to naother school
salty muffin pie (8:57:02 PM): damn was shehot!
salty muffin pie (8:57:23 PM): but still
salty muffin pie (8:57:30 PM): steve and jack run to jacks house
salty muffin pie (8:57:33 PM): but snap
salty muffin pie (8:57:44 PM): on the way they see three guys form freds party
salty muffin pie (8:57:47 PM): what a boner killer@!
salty muffin pie (8:58:01 PM): but they take them along as friends
salty muffin pie (8:58:05 PM): so they meet up with the party
salty muffin pie (8:58:09 PM): how awkward!
salty muffin pie (8:58:18 PM): the girls didnt even talk to the guys
salty muffin pie (8:58:45 PM): so steves friend texts steve and tells him to jump on the girl that liked him
salty muffin pie (8:58:51 PM): he makes up osme excuse
salty muffin pie (8:58:58 PM): about being in fornt of everyone
salty muffin pie (8:58:59 PM): and such
salty muffin pie (8:59:03 PM): not really the case
salty muffin pie (8:59:05 PM): hes just prude
salty muffin pie (8:59:26 PM): but that night ends in awkwardness
salty muffin pie (8:59:49 PM): the next weekend though the girl has the same ppl over
salty muffin pie (8:59:52 PM): still awkwardness
salty muffin pie (8:59:57 PM): few weekends later
salty muffin pie (9:00:01 PM): steve is at jacks house
salty muffin pie (9:00:06 PM): and he has a great idea
salty muffin pie (9:00:13 PM): sleeping bags are made for one person
salty muffin pie (9:00:24 PM): so if you could fit two into the bag it would be so hot!
salty muffin pie (9:00:29 PM): jack iddnt wanna try with steve
salty muffin pie (9:00:34 PM): so jack calls up his girl
salty muffin pie (9:00:44 PM): invites her and her friend over to try out the sleeping bag
salty muffin pie (9:00:59 PM): the other girl happenes to be the girl that steve cheated on with his girl
salty muffin pie (9:01:00 PM): ut oh well
salty muffin pie (9:01:02 PM): that night
salty muffin pie (9:01:04 PM): was fun
salty muffin pie (9:01:05 PM): !
salty muffin pie (9:01:06 PM): fpor steve
salty muffin pie (9:01:22 PM): and jack i guess
salty muffin pie (9:01:41 PM): then steve and jack leave for canada
salty muffin pie (9:01:47 PM): lawlz.
salty muffin pie (9:02:00 PM): there steve passes the time by telling himself he lieks this one chick
salty muffin pie (9:02:01 PM): eh.
salty muffin pie (9:02:02 PM): shes ok
salty muffin pie (9:02:19 PM): jack on the other hand
salty muffin pie (9:02:23 PM): lucky bastard he is
salty muffin pie (9:02:31 PM): tried the sleeping bag thing out gaain
salty muffin pie (9:02:36 PM): this time i heard it was amazing
salty muffin pie (9:02:42 PM): on the beach in hte middle of the night
salty muffin pie (9:02:51 PM): enjoying the crashing of the waves with osmeone else in your arms
salty muffin pie (9:02:54 PM): how perfect?
salty muffin pie (9:03:02 PM): but after the trip ends
salty muffin pie (9:03:07 PM): starts football for steve and jack
salty muffin pie (9:03:10 PM): boy did that suck!
salty muffin pie (9:03:25 PM): ew. im sweating
salty muffin pie (9:03:30 PM): so fucking hot in my house
salty muffin pie (9:03:32 PM): but anyways
salty muffin pie (9:03:54 PM): back to football
salty muffin pie (9:04:04 PM): it wa so hot during summer for steve and jack
salty muffin pie (9:04:21 PM): at least steve got ripped
salty muffin pie (9:04:26 PM): apparently the girls like his abs
salty muffin pie (9:04:52 PM): but steve was really scared
salty muffin pie (9:04:58 PM): he was baout to start high school
salty muffin pie (9:05:04 PM): how nervous he was!
salty muffin pie (9:05:10 PM): funny to watch
salty muffin pie (9:05:14 PM): but he liked high school
salty muffin pie (9:05:19 PM): the older girls were really hot
alty muffin pie (9:05:28 PM): and the short skirts they were
salty muffin pie (9:05:29 PM): woohoo!
salty muffin pie (9:05:33 PM): wore*
salty muffin pie (9:05:41 PM): but his life is goign good as he sees it
salty muffin pie (9:06:03 PM): he starts hooking up with that one girl he dumped back in eigth grade?
salty muffin pie (9:06:06 PM): no ?
salty muffin pie (9:06:09 PM): the one he cheated on?
salty muffin pie (9:06:11 PM): yeah that one
salty muffin pie (9:06:20 PM): he liked it thouh
salty muffin pie (9:06:24 PM): it was just innocent hook ups
salty muffin pie (9:06:30 PM): what he didnt realized though
salty muffin pie (9:06:33 PM): is that the girl loved him
salty muffin pie (9:06:39 PM): really loved him
salty muffin pie (9:06:44 PM): it was never innocent hook ups to her
salty muffin pie (9:06:50 PM): steve just wanted some tang
salty muffin pie (9:07:12 PM): it would never just be tang with that girl
salty muffin pie (9:07:19 PM): steve used to wonder what the girl saw in him
salty muffin pie (9:07:28 PM): but he didnt questionit
salty muffin pie (9:07:32 PM): why would he?
salty muffin pie (9:07:35 PM): hes a guy.
salty muffin pie (9:07:38 PM): of course
salty muffin pie (9:08:06 PM): but
salty muffin pie (9:08:24 PM): steve also had this one girl
salty muffin pie (9:08:29 PM): he was really good friends with her
salty muffin pie (9:08:36 PM): she was always there for him
salty muffin pie (9:08:49 PM): oen night steve was at a movie
salty muffin pie (9:08:53 PM): the whole gang was there
salty muffin pie (9:09:05 PM): jack and his new flame [what a hottie] steves old/new girl
alty muffin pie (9:09:08 PM): steves best friend
salty muffin pie (9:09:23 PM): there friend, the somewhat designated fifth wheel
salty muffin pie (9:09:29 PM): but that night
salty muffin pie (9:09:43 PM): durign the night though
salty muffin pie (9:09:52 PM): steve pu his arm around his best friend
salty muffin pie (9:09:57 PM): at first it was just a joke
salty muffin pie (9:10:15 PM): later though it really made him question his relationship wit her
salty muffin pie (9:10:18 PM): but still
salty muffin pie (9:10:20 PM): it was a god night
salty muffin pie (9:10:45 PM): good*
salty muffin pie (9:10:54 PM): one bad thing though
salty muffin pie (9:11:02 PM): the girl that he was best friends with
salty muffin pie (9:11:05 PM): started to really like him
salty muffin pie (9:11:13 PM): ppl had always accused the fact
salty muffin pie (9:11:20 PM): but it never really had presented itself until now
salty muffin pie (9:11:27 PM): he admits it
salty muffin pie (9:11:35 PM): boy was that a tough night for steve
salty muffin pie (9:11:46 PM): they were great friends
salty muffin pie (9:11:49 PM): but it would just never work
salty muffin pie (9:12:05 PM): so he tell sher that
salty muffin pie (9:12:12 PM): the girl accuses steve of leading on
salty muffin pie (9:12:29 PM): he hates how he tries to make ppl feel betetr no matter what cost
salty muffin pie (9:12:31 PM): he is too nice
salty muffin pie (9:12:33 PM): but nayways
salty muffin pie (9:12:37 PM): the girl forgives steve
salty muffin pie (9:12:41 PM): somewhat i guess
salty muffin pie (9:12:58 PM): then comes december
salty muffin pie (9:13:05 PM): what a crazy bitch ass month
salty muffin pie (9:13:23 PM): steve and the girl he has been hookign up with get a bit more intimate
salty muffin pie (9:13:30 PM): then steves birthday comes
salty muffin pie (9:13:41 PM): really makes him realize how much guys friends he doesnt have
salty muffin pie (9:13:46 PM): taco fest for christ sakes
salty muffin pie (9:13:49 PM): not thats its bad
salty muffin pie (9:13:53 PM): just kinda sad
salty muffin pie (9:14:12 PM): steve and the girl come ot a crossroad
ssalty muffin pie (9:14:18 PM): stve picks one path
salty muffin pie (9:14:20 PM): mayeb the wrong one
salty muffin pie (9:14:27 PM): we will never know
salty muffin pie (9:15:21 PM): the girl gives steve an ultimatum
salty muffin pie (9:15:25 PM): go out with me
salty muffin pie (9:15:27 PM): o else
salty muffin pie (9:15:29 PM): mostly
salty muffin pie (9:15:33 PM): steve goes out with er
salty muffin pie (9:15:44 PM): 2 weeks into the relationship
salty muffin pie (9:15:49 PM): comes winter break!
salty muffin pie (9:16:04 PM): yay!!
salty muffin pie (9:16:09 PM): but not so much
salty muffin pie (9:16:14 PM): the first day pf winter break
salty muffin pie (9:16:39 PM): steve and his girl friends from school [suz the guy friends he used to have dont talk to him anymore] go have a movie night!
salty muffin pie (9:16:59 PM): at the movie night
salty muffin pie (9:17:03 PM): was one girl
salty muffin pie (9:17:10 PM): jacks old lame
salty muffin pie (9:17:21 PM): steve always htought she was kinda hot
salty muffin pie (9:17:25 PM): durign the night
salty muffin pie (9:17:29 PM): steve gets his flirt on
salty muffin pie (9:17:35 PM): holding hands with one girl at one point
salty muffin pie (9:17:39 PM): playing footsie with another
salty muffin pie (9:17:50 PM): spoonign jacks old flame. lawlz.
salty muffin pie (9:18:02 PM): but after the movies are over
salty muffin pie (9:18:04 PM): no one wnats to leave
salty muffin pie (9:18:11 PM): steve and jacks old flame
salty muffin pie (9:18:23 PM): go into a room together its really dark
salty muffin pie (9:18:32 PM): everyon thinks they are getting it on
salty muffin pie (9:18:37 PM): contrary in fact
salty muffin pie (9:18:47 PM): its not until they leave the dark room that they actually get it on

salty muffin pie (8:04:48 PM): in the other room steve and the girl hide under a blanket
salty muffin pie (8:04:50 PM): and make out.
salty muffin pie (8:05:08 PM): hehe.
salty muffin pie (8:05:10 PM): such bd kids
salty muffin pie (8:05:18 PM): well the night ended well
salty muffin pie (8:05:23 PM): for steve at least
salty muffin pie (8:05:35 PM): he goeshome and lives on ith his lfe
salty muffin pie (8:05:47 PM): two days later it hits him
salty muffin pie (8:05:54 PM): he just cheated on his girlfriend
salty muffin pie (8:06:01 PM): and hving her find out would be the worst
salty muffin pie (8:06:05 PM): so he decides he must tell her
salty muffin pie (8:06:10 PM): but he wants to prolong it
salty muffin pie (8:06:13 PM): so he waits salty muffin pie (8:06:19 PM): and then steve gets a chance
salty muffin pie (8:06:25 PM): christmas day 2006
salty muffin pie (8:06:33 PM): what a great day
salty muffin pie (8:06:45 PM): families getitng together and expressing love through materialistic gifts
salty muffin pie (8:07:00 PM): but fater all the fun was had and all the eggnog drank
salty muffin pie (8:07:05 PM): steve was talking with his girl
salty muffin pie (8:07:17 PM): he drops a bmb
salty muffin pie (8:07:29 PM): the girl, devastated
salty muffin pie (8:07:37 PM): stevegets hit hard too
salty muffin pie (8:07:42 PM): and actually sheds a few tears
salty muffin pie (8:07:44 PM): but not many
salty muffin pie (8:07:50 PM): steve is osmewhat masculine
salty muffin pie (8:08:22 PM): no matter how many ppl acuse him of beign gay
salty muffin pie (8:08:34 PM): but that day deffinately did not end well
salty muffin pie (8:08:36 PM): for any party
salty muffin pie (8:08:39 PM): especially steve
salty muffin pie (8:08:54 PM): the next day, the girl goes to the mall and returns his christmas gift
salty muffin pie (8:09:09 PM): poor steve
salty muffin pie (8:09:20 PM): but steve
salty muffin pie (8:09:33 PM): he still has feelings for the girl
salty muffin pie (8:09:46 PM): and.. the girl he cheated on with
salty muffin pie (8:09:51 PM): such a predicament
salty muffin pie (8:10:06 PM): but steve decides
salty muffin pie (8:10:13 PM): he has been through so much with the other girl
salty muffin pie (8:10:21 PM): he doesnt want it all to end over one silly little night
salty muffin pie (8:10:41 PM): so he tries his hardest to iwn her back
salty muffin pie (8:10:59 PM): which he does
salty muffin pie (8:11:01 PM): like always.,.
salty muffin pie (8:11:58 PM): but one day
salty muffin pie (8:12:01 PM): he goes to her huse
salty muffin pie (8:12:05 PM): finally gets to see her
salty muffin pie (8:12:08 PM): and sit down with her
salty muffin pie (8:12:10 PM): and explain everything
salty muffin pie (8:12:14 PM): how stupid he was
salty muffin pie (8:12:19 PM): how much she means to him
salty muffin pie (8:12:23 PM): how he still wants to go out
salty muffin pie (8:12:33 PM): and she agrees
salty muffin pie (8:13:02 PM): and the other girl caught between
salty muffin pie (8:13:06 PM): gets her hopes crushed
salty muffin pie (8:13:16 PM): cheating never helps anything
salty muffin pie (8:13:21 PM): take that lesson kids.
salty muffin pie (8:14:09 PM): but still
salty muffin pie (8:14:22 PM): maybe cheaters prosper
salty muffin pie (8:14:26 PM): two days after the break up
salty muffin pie (8:14:36 PM): steve and his girl go to the local swim pool
salty muffin pie (8:14:48 PM): they enjoy a nice swim together
salty muffin pie (8:15:12 PM): but later onn in the day
salty muffin pie (8:15:18 PM): steve and the girl move to the hot tub
salty muffin pie (8:15:26 PM): boy does steve love hot tubs!
salty muffin pie (8:15:31 PM): steve and the girl make out
salty muffin pie (8:15:35 PM): everyone is happy
salty muffin pie (8:15:55 PM): but
salty muffin pie (8:16:00 PM): then the girl drops her own bomb
salty muffin pie (8:16:11 PM): she wants to do it
salty muffin pie (8:16:14 PM): yes, it
salty muffin pie (8:16:18 PM): right in the hot tub
salty muffin pie (8:16:27 PM): as veeryone knows, the girl is not a virgin
salty muffin pie (8:16:35 PM): steve though, still has his v-card
salty muffin pie (8:16:42 PM): and he doesnt really know if he wants to give it up
salty muffin pie (8:17:16 PM): but he subsides to peer pressure
salty muffin pie (8:17:18 PM): and does it
salty muffin pie (8:17:21 PM): right in the hot tub
salty muffin pie (8:17:32 PM): truth be told, steve didnt like it
salty muffin pie (8:17:41 PM): but he passes it off as first time jitters
salty muffin pie (8:18:41 PM): steve goes on with his life
salty muffin pie (8:18:45 PM): enjoying it to the fullest
salty muffin pie (8:18:55 PM): celebrating new years with his family
salty muffin pie (8:19:01 PM): cuz no oen invited him anywhere
salty muffin pie (8:19:47 PM): as per usual
salty muffin pie (8:19:59 PM): at this point during winter
salty muffin pie (8:20:06 PM): steve still thought he and jack were best buds
salty muffin pie (8:20:10 PM): as they normally were
salty muffin pie (8:20:14 PM): but trouble was brewing
salty muffin pie (8:22:07 PM): apparently steve was spending too much time with his gir
lsalty muffin pie (8:22:11 PM): and not enough with jack
salty muffin pie (8:22:14 PM): bros before hoes
salty muffin pie (8:22:16 PM): and what not
salty muffin pie (8:22:53 PM): i personally think jack was butt hurt over it all
salty muffin pie (8:22:59 PM): but thats just me
salty muffin pie (8:23:11 PM): when steve realized he lost one of his best frieds
salty muffin pie (8:23:13 PM): he didnt care
salty muffin pie (8:24:24 PM): steve had his girl salty muffin pie (8:24:29 PM): thats all that mattered to him
salty muffin pie (8:24:57 PM): plus
salty muffin pie (8:25:00 PM): the sex wasnt that bad
salty muffin pie (8:25:55 PM): fast appraoches baseball season
salty muffin pie (8:25:59 PM): so practice begins
salty muffin pie (8:26:08 PM): well, conditioning
salty muffin pie (8:26:14 PM): practice comes 15 weeks later
salty muffin pie (8:26:26 PM): baseball sucks.
salty muffin pie (8:26:30 PM): but steve puts up with it
salty muffin pie (8:26:33 PM): he likesthe game
salty muffin pie (8:30:51 PM): baseball still sucks htough
salty muffin pie (8:31:08 PM): but osme days stevedoesnt have baseball
salty muffin pie (8:31:11 PM): those are always fun
salty muffin pie (8:31:30 PM): he would invite his girl over and they would go back to his room
salty muffin pie (8:31:37 PM): and what happens in steves room stays in steves room
salty muffin pie (8:31:46 PM): actually it doesnt
salty muffin pie (8:31:51 PM): steve and the girl fucked
salty muffin pie (8:32:02 PM): he also tried eating her out
salty muffin pie (8:32:13 PM): steve didnt like it
salty muffin pie (8:32:27 PM): and even though his girl had big tits
salty muffin pie (8:32:31 PM): never titty fucked her
salty muffin pie (8:33:42 PM): one thing he regrets
salty muffin pie (8:34:31 PM): but january ends
salty muffin pie (8:34:35 PM): very good for steve
salty muffin pie (8:35:47 PM): then comes febuary
salty muffin pie (8:35:53 PM): bitch ass month dos
salty muffin pie (8:36:33 PM): febuary starts the same way january ended
salty muffin pie (8:36:34 PM): very goods
alty muffin pie (8:36:42 PM): steve and the girl got it on as much as possible
salty muffin pie (8:36:52 PM): but when they werent getitng it on was totaly different
salty muffin pie (8:36:54 PM): everyday
salty muffin pie (8:36:58 PM): steve and the girl had a fight
salty muffin pie (8:37:00 PM): this and that
salty muffin pie (8:37:07 PM): but everyday they hated each other
ladatdadatda (8:37:38 PM): poor steve
salty muffin pie (8:37:46 PM): poor steve indeed
salty muffin pie (8:38:15 PM): so steve takes his problem to a higher authority than himself
salty muffin pie (8:38:30 PM): his best girl[that is a]friend
salty muffin pie (8:38:49 PM): cuz steve didnt have many guy friends
salty muffin pie (8:38:53 PM): ever since jack.
salty muffin pie (8:38:53 PM): sigh
salty muffin pie (8:39:12 PM): but steves talks it over with his best girl friend
salty muffin pie (8:40:07 PM): and she puts it into perspective
salty muffin pie (8:40:16 PM): the relationship is takign a tole on the other aspects of his life
salty muffin pie (8:59:21 PM): the relationship is takign a tole on their lives
salty muffin pie (8:59:26 PM): and steve is feeling all emo and whta not
salty muffin pie (8:59:30 PM): so he decides to do it
salty muffin pie (8:59:38 PM): he wants to brea up with his girl
salty muffin pie (9:00:08 PM): os he does it
salty muffin pie (9:00:10 PM): during lunch
salty muffin pie (9:00:14 PM): he sits down wit hher
salty muffin pie (9:00:34 PM): and ets her down easy
salty muffin pie (9:00:42 PM): but she enevr makes anything easy salty muffin pie (9:01:06 PM): she makes a scene
salty muffin pie (9:01:10 PM): breaks down and cries
salty muffin pie (9:01:14 PM): tells steve no at one point
salty muffin pie (9:01:23 PM): oh the tragedy of a broker freshmen hart
salty muffin pie (9:02:36 PM): but steve also feels sad
salty muffin pie (9:02:43 PM): but as he put it, "it is betetr for the both of them"
salty muffin pie (9:03:12 PM): so he ocntinues with life as normal
salty muffin pie (9:03:26 PM): yet he realizses again how few guy friens he has
salty muffin pie (9:03:37 PM): then comes valentines day
salty muffin pie (9:03:41 PM): three days after te break up
salty muffin pie (9:03:50 PM): hah, last year he did it two days before the big day
salty muffin pie (9:04:00 PM): but steve, being the gentleman that he is
salty muffin pie (9:04:04 PM): still gives her the gifts
salty muffin pie (9:04:17 PM): and the girl gives etve his gifts
salty muffin pie (9:04:22 PM): after almost returning htem
salty muffin pie (9:04:26 PM): she said she iddnt have a ride.
salty muffin pie (9:05:03 PM): but steve gets a cool hsirt
salty muffin pie (9:05:08 PM): and he still wears it
salty muffin pie (9:05:13 PM): cuz hes not a dick.
salty muffin pie (9:05:42 PM): but after valentines day
salty muffin pie (9:05:44 PM): steve is appy
salty muffin pie (9:06:04 PM): he doesnt fight with nayoen daily anymore
salty muffin pie (9:07:17 PM): and ends febuary
salty muffin pie (9:09:15 PM): and ends the madness of febuary
salty muffin pie (9:09:23 PM): and thus starts the madness of march
salty muffin pie (9:10:41 PM): right into march steve starts taling to his old girl
salty muffin pie (9:11:48 PM): she still wants him
salty muffin pie (9:11:49 PM): as always
salty muffin pie (9:11:59 PM): i never found steve that irresistable but,
salty muffin pie (9:12:03 PM): what ever floats her boat i say
salty muffin pie (9:13:00 PM): so into march the girl wants steve back
salty muffin pie (9:13:26 PM): but steve doesnt want her
salty muffin pie (9:13:29 PM): steve likes being single
salty muffin pie (9:13:34 PM): getitng his flirt on with all the other girlies
salty muffin pie (9:13:36 PM): and whta not
salty muffin pie (9:14:06 PM): so one day he is over at his best girl firends house
salty muffin pie (9:14:15 PM): hanging out with her and the designated fifth wheel
salty muffin pie (9:14:30 PM): bunch of myspace pics are taken
salty muffin pie (9:14:32 PM): and what not
salty muffin pie (9:15:43 PM): and then comes spenny
salty muffin pie (9:16:19 PM): he admits to steves best friend that he likes her
salty muffin pie (9:16:26 PM): sigh, the kids these days
salty muffin pie (9:16:31 PM): he also invites them all to hte movies
salty muffin pie (9:16:41 PM): also at the movies, steves old girl
salty muffin pie (9:16:49 PM): steve does not wnat to go to the movies at all
salty muffin pie (9:16:54 PM): but
salty muffin pie (9:16:57 PM): peer pressure sucks
salty muffin pie (9:17:05 PM): and steve goes with the group
salty muffin pie (9:17:09 PM): off to the movies for them\
salty muffin pie (9:17:43 PM): at the movies
salty muffin pie (9:18:12 PM): setevs old girl secludes him form the rest of the group
salty muffin pie (9:18:14 PM): as per usual
salty muffin pie (9:18:18 PM): she wants hi to herself
salty muffin pie (9:18:26 PM): and is jealous of anyone else that talks tohim
salty muffin pie (9:18:47 PM): but she takes him aside
salty muffin pie (9:18:54 PM): in the dark of the matinee she kisses him
salty muffin pie (9:19:10 PM): and he kisses back.
salty muffin pie (9:19:21 PM): yt, it is never an innocent kiss for her
salty muffin pie (9:19:27 PM): she always has love for him
salty muffin pie (9:19:38 PM): but during the movie
salty muffin pie (9:19:56 PM): spenny shows his true fickle nature
salty muffin pie (9:20:10 PM): instead of liking stevs best friend
salty muffin pie (9:20:20 PM): he starts to like the designated fifth wheel
salty muffin pie (9:20:31 PM): and since then he has always changed
salty muffin pie (9:20:37 PM): i suspect he just wants some poon
salty muffin pie (9:20:42 PM): but, steves best friend is sad
salty muffin pie (9:20:43 PM): very sad
salty muffin pie (9:20:49 PM): so steve goes over to comfort her
salty muffin pie (9:20:56 PM): and steves old girl storms out of the theater
salty muffin pie (9:20:58 PM): jealous whore.
salty muffin pie (9:21:20 PM): but the movie sucked
salty muffin pie (9:21:27 PM): and the drama was better
salty muffin pie (9:21:35 PM): so everyoen was talkign durign the movie
salty muffin pie (9:21:42 PM): and one movie patron gets annoyed
salty muffin pie (9:21:49 PM): and walks out to hail the manager
salty muffin pie (9:21:56 PM): steve and all his friends get insta-scared
salty muffin pie (9:21:58 PM): and ru nout
salty muffin pie (9:22:22 PM): spenny still tries t get on the designated fifth wheel
salty muffin pie (9:22:26 PM): but she has nothing to do with it
salty muffin pie (9:22:31 PM): mayeb spenny is not that hot
salty muffin pie (9:22:34 PM): maybe she is too prude
salty muffin pie (9:22:56 PM): but steves old girl still thinks there is a chance
salty muffin pie (9:22:59 PM): silly steve,
salty muffin pie (9:23:24 PM): but afterwards
salty muffin pie (9:23:30 PM): they head back to steves best friends house
salty muffin pie (9:51:45 PM): steves best friend felt sad and lonely after the event
salty muffin pie (9:51:50 PM): so she went stright to the bottle
salty muffin pie (9:52:18 PM): and "drinks the pain away"
salty muffin pie (9:52:23 PM): i think thats what steve called it
salty muffin pie (9:53:35 PM): so she and the designated fifth wheel get drunk off their ass
salty muffin pie (9:53:41 PM): steve has af ew as well
salty muffin pie (9:54:13 PM): but he doesnt get hammered
salty muffin pie (9:54:18 PM): maybe hes responaible
salty muffin pie (9:54:26 PM): maybe hes just a loser
salty muffin pie (9:54:29 PM): we may never know
salty muffin pie (9:55:01 PM): but during the night
salty muffin pie (9:55:20 PM): steve and his best friend got it on
salty muffin pie (9:55:44 PM): the designated fith wheel liked to watch.
salty muffin pie (9:55:45 PM): silly girls
salty muffin pie (9:55:58 PM): but steve and his best friend are goign at t
salty muffin pie (9:56:14 PM): not sex, just mouth to mouth sex
salty muffin pie (9:56:20 PM): and her dad walks in
salty muffin pie (9:56:39 PM): how embarasing for steve
salty muffin pie (9:56:48 PM): he feels bad
salty muffin pie (9:56:52 PM): but the girl doesnt care
salty muffin pie (9:56:55 PM): she wants more
salty muffin pie (9:57:04 PM): maybe its the alcohol talking
salty muffin pie (9:57:09 PM): but eh, steve doesnt complain
salty muffin pie (9:57:56 PM): steve really enjoyed being isngle
salty muffin pie (9:58:17 PM): but it would also be awkward at school, the girl kinda regretted it
salty muffin pie (9:58:23 PM): but steve thoughtit would be fine
salty muffin pie (9:58:53 PM): heh, back in november steve told the girl that a relationship between them would ruin their friendship
salty muffin pie (9:58:58 PM): steve hates it when hes right
salty muffin pie (9:59:03 PM): at school on monday
salty muffin pie (9:59:08 PM): the girl ignores steve
salty muffin pie (9:59:16 PM): he tries to strike up a conersation but nothing
salty muffin pie (9:59:28 PM): steve passes it off as nothing
salty muffin pie (9:59:33 PM): but it continues
salty muffin pie (9:59:36 PM): an he starts to wrry
salty muffin pie (9:59:42 PM): he tries to talkto her about it
salty muffin pie (9:59:44 PM): but no go
salty muffin pie (9:59:52 PM): he feels horrible
salty muffin pie (9:59:58 PM): she was his best friend
salty muffin pie (10:00:10 PM): and now she hated him because of one silly little night
salty muffin pie (10:00:50 PM): steve fucks up things alot
salty muffin pie (10:00:58 PM): but the girl cotinues to ignore him
salty muffin pie (10:01:11 PM): steve does everything he can think of to have her forgive him
salty muffin pie (10:01:15 PM): but she doesnt
salty muffin pie (10:01:18 PM): and she says she never will
salty muffin pie (10:01:25 PM): steve goes emo
salty muffin pie (10:01:56 PM): he is depressed and there isnt much he can do about it
salty muffin pie (10:02:15 PM): but finally
salty muffin pie (10:02:19 PM): after two weeks salty muffin pie (10:02:22 PM): she forgives him
salty muffin pie (9:24:19 PM): steves old girl tries to pursue him again
salty muffin pie (9:24:24 PM): she never quits does she?
alty muffin pie (9:30:26 PM): she keeps triyng to convinve steve to be wit her
salty muffin pie (9:30:28 PM): but steve
salty muffin pie (9:30:35 PM): actually does the write thing for once
salty muffin pie (9:30:40 PM): he tells her no.
salty muffin pie (9:30:50 PM): until she tries to ignore him
salty muffin pie (9:31:21 PM): and steve has an epihpany
salty muffin pie (9:31:39 PM): he realizes how much it would suck without his old girl
salty muffin pie (9:31:43 PM): and how much he misses her
salty muffin pie (9:31:56 PM): and he doesnt want to lsoe her
salty muffin pie (9:32:08 PM): so they start iffishly going out again
salty muffin pie (9:32:23 PM): she said she wanted to take it slow with him though
salty muffin pie (9:32:30 PM): but that ended in fire.
salty muffin pie (9:32:40 PM): two days after they started iffishly goign out
salty muffin pie (9:32:44 PM): they fucked
salty muffin pie (9:32:52 PM): and ruined the slow plan
salty muffin pie (9:32:58 PM): but steve didnt care
salty muffin pie (9:33:20 PM): and now he is one happy man
salty muffin pie (9:33:21 PM): fin.
salty muffin pie (Much Later): or so he wishes.



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