(Scene opens up the First Union Center where the jam packed crowd is on their feet for Bloodrush)
DL: Welcome everyone to Bloodrush! We are live from the First Union Center in Philadelphia, PA!
BJ: Yes, and tonight we have some great action!
DL: You hit the nail right on the head Brett, we have two mystery men going at it for the AIWL United States title, and Dean Madison & Vector take on Joe Davola & Chris Ledbetter!
BJ: Yes, if Vector gets pinned he loses the Tag Team titles, if Dean is pinned he has to give a World title shot to that person at No Holds Barred, and if Dean pins someone he gets to decide what their match is at No Holds Barred! Now let's get to our opening match, as Randy Boella will announce the three tag teams!
RB: This opening match is a three way dance to determine the No. 1 Contenders to the AIWL Tag Team titles, introducing the first team, THE AZIANZ OF DESTRUCTION!!!!
(Some stereotypical/generic Japanese music plays as the Azianz come out)
RB: And the second team, making their debut as a tag team, NIGHTMARE AND DAMIEN!!!!!
("Let's Go All The Way" by ICP plays as Nightmare and Damien come down to the ring)
RB: Last but not least, the team of SKITZO AND NOCTIRNE!!!!
("The Game" by Motorhead plays as Skitzo and Noctirne walk casually to the ring)
DL: Skitzo starting things off with Jesse Styles, Skitzo gives a spinning heel kick, almost beheading the big man, then Skitzo hits an elbow drop and he covers Jesse......1........2........KICKOUT!
BJ: Jesse sends Skitzo into the ropes and then hits him with a stiff Yakuza Kick, he tags in Damien, who is making his first TV appearance right on Bloodrush, Damien picks Skitzo up and hits a neckbreaker on him, then he goes for a Senton Bomb but Skitzo rolls out of the way!
DL: Skitzo picks Damien up for a spinebuster, then he hits a shinbreaker on Damien, and now he hits a powerbomb!
BJ: Three power moves on the rookie, and Skitzo pins Damien........1...........2.........Jay Styles breaks up the pin attempt.
DL: Skitzo starts a shoving fight with Jay Styles, and Damien makes the blind tag to Nightmare, and Nightmare School Boys his former tag partner.........1............2..........KICKOUT!
BJ: Nightmare snapmares Skitzo and then dropkicks the back of his head!
DL: Skitzo gets up and Nightmare armdrags him, then he puts him in an armlock, and then he legdrops the arm of Skitzo!
BJ: Nightmare picks Skitzo up and puts an arm ringer on him, then he kicks Skitzo right in the face!
DL: Nightmare going for a standing moonsault, but Skitzo rolls out of the way and Nightmare crashes to the mat!
BJ: Skitzo puts Nightmare in a Surfboard, and he's hoisting him right up in the air!
DL: Noctirne is up on the top rope though, and he hits a FROG SPLASH RIGHT ONTO NIGHTMARE WHO WAS IN THE SURFBOARD!
BJ: Ouch that has to hurt!
DL: Noctirne goes back to his corner, but before he can the Styles brothers grab him and give him an H-Bomb to the outside!
BJ: So we have Nightmare clutching his ribs, and Noctirne on the outside knocked out!
DL: Now the Azianz come into the ring and start double teaming Skitzo, and they hit a spike piledriver on him!
BJ: And he's laid out and now the only man left is Damien!
DL: Jay tells Jesse that he wants him one on one, and he's gonna get him!
BJ: Damien is showing no fear against Jay Styles and he wants to try him for a test of strength!
DL: Jay wins the test of strength and lifts him up for a skyhigh!
BJ: Then he calls in Jesse, and they hit a Double Brainbuster on Damien!
DL: Jay rolls him up...........1.............2...........Nightmare comes in but Jesse clotheslines him!...........3...........THE AZIANZ OF DESTRUCTION WIN IT!
BJ: Big win for the Azianz as they get their first big break as a tag team and become No. 1 Contenders to the Tag titles!
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DL: It's time for the most unimportant match of the night.
BJ: Oh come now.. Where did you hear that hogwash?
DL: Good source backstage said it was.
BJ: Well that source should be fired.
DL: That source has the authority to fire you.
BJ: ......
DL: To the ring!
RB: Ladies and gentlemen the next match is set for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing first from.. Um....
(Shifts through the cards.)
RB: Er... DAMN THE AIWL SITE! Bah.. Forget it.. Introducing STTINNNGGGRRRAAAYYYY!
("Nice Guys Finish Last" by Green Day hits the PA system as Stingray walks out and gets into the ring.)
RB: And his opponent... From the Forests of Good 'Ol USA... Coming in at 7'2, 380 pounds. He is ZZOOOODDD... Er... BIIFFFF BRRRADDDLLLEEEYYYY!
(Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song" hits the PA system as Biff walks out.. A pissed off expression on his face due to his theme music.)
BJ: Wait a minute... That's not Biff's entrance.
DL: ::Snickering::
RB: And lastly... (Looks at cards again) GOOD LORD! Coming in at.. Er... Between 5 and 8 feet. Weighing roughly.. Um... Between 200 and 400 pounds. He is TIIIIMMMMM BBBBLLLLADDDDEEEE.
(A remix of assorted Tim Blade quotes blasts over the PA system as several people in the audience take offense and leave. Tim laughs as he gets in the ring.)
DING DING DING
BJ: Well here we go...
DL: Ha, how about those intros? Ha!
BJ: .... Always exploiting our failed site...
DL: Speaking of failed, Biff Bradley and Stingray making another run at things here.. But standing in their way is the returning Tim Blade.
BJ: Should be interesting...
DL: Indeed... But you know who I found interesting?
BJ: Who?
DL: That "Friction Man" Nick Dowd... Hehe... Wonder what ever happened to him.
BJ: Stingray did off with him I believe.
DL: HA! Yeah... SURE he did.
BJ: Speaking of Stingray.. Looks like a meeting of the minds in the middle of the ring. Biff and Stingray look to be on the same page. A possible double team here.
DL: They break from their huddle and charge at Tim... OH MY! Double clothesline! Sends them both down!
BJ: They are quick back to their feet as Tim grabs them by the head... BIG TIME DOUBLE HEAD BUTT! GOOD LORD! Tim usuing his brute strength sends both of them sailing in opposite directions towards the corner.
DL: Tim looking VERY impressive in his return to Bloodrush.
BJ: Looks like Stinger and Biff need to reformulate their plans... They huddle again..
DL: Well looks like they thought of something as the huddle breaks. What's this? Stingray sliding to the outside as Biff walks up to Tim.
BJ: He's extending his hand.. I think he wants to show a little bit of sportsmanship. Meanwhile, behind Tim, Stingray slides in undetected.
DL: HA! I can't believe this! Stingray ducked into a small ball behind Tim.. He is unaware of what's going on.. Biff extends his hand as Tim cautiously extends his..
BJ: WAIT! Biff goes to push him over Stingray! Tim sidesteps!
DL: AHHAHA! Biff trips over Stingray! Hahaa!
BJ: Biff back to his feet with his hands over his head.. He tries to help Stingray up.. OH MY GOD! Tim, with a boot to Biff's backside, nudges him out of the ring!
DL: Biff goes headfirst out of the ring and to the outside.. Stingray climbes to his feet as Tim nails him with some stiff rights and a whip to the ropes... He bounces off... Tim catches him with a boot...
BJ: He hooks him in a front chansory... He lifts him up.... HUGE POWERBOMB! And the cover...
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3........ NO! Biff graps his leg and pulls Tim Blade out of the ring.
DL: Biff with a double axe handle sends him to his knees... Biff reaching under the ring for something..
BJ: Possibly a chair to finish Tim off.. Oh no.. I ain't believing this!
DL: AHHHAHHHAAA! Look at this! It's a huge luberjack axe! Ahahahhaa!!
BJ: How many more Zodiac references can we see in one match?
DL: HA! Biff lifts it up... AHHAHAHHAHAAA! Too bad Biff isn't as big as ... ::snicker:: The Zodiac was.. Because all that axe was just too much as Biff lifts it over his head and falls backward.
BJ: What a match... Tim shrugs his shoulders and rolls back into the ring where Stingray is waiting... He nails Tim with a firm boot to the head... He lifts him up and attempts a suplex...
DL: Tim does a good job of blocking it and elbows him to the back of the head and sends Stinger to the outside...
BJ: Meanwhile.. Biff has come to his senses and once again he is trying to life the axe up and use it to his advantage.
DL: HAHA!! He can't get it off the ground.. He's struggling to pull it up...
BJ: Tim slides to the outside where Stinger has risen to his feet... Biff is pulling the axe... OH MY GOD!!
DL: AHHHAAAA... The axe handle slipped as Biff falls back into Stingray sending him face first into the ring post.. Tim sidesteps and prepares to nail Biff...
BJ: NO! Biff swigns around with the axe handle as Tim ducks! OH MY GOD! He nails Stingray in the back of the head with the axe handle on accident! Biff trying to appolgize as Tim knocks the stick out of his hand and DDT's him on the floor...
DL: The referee signaling them to get in the ring. Tim rolls Bill into the ring and stalks over him... Biff getting to his feet.. He's struggling to climb to his feet from all fours..
BJ: He looks up noticing the shadow cast over him.
DL: Ha! He tries to scurry away from him by going under his legs but Tim catches him with a stiff forearm and hooks him up.... LIFTS HIM HIGH INTO THE AIR!! DEAR LORD WHAT A POWERBOMB!! Biff is OUT!
BJ: He drops into the cover...
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3.............. Tim wins!
DING DING DING
RB: And the winner of the match... TIM BLADE!
DL: Big pick up for Tim Blade as he moves up the ranks of AIWL!
BJ: Yes, and in the next match we'll see who rises up the ranks as Sabre Dekker takes on Mercy!
RB: The next match, is scheduled for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first...
("Bitter" by The Deadlights plays as the lights begin to dim in the arena.)
RB: He stands at six foot, four inches. He weighs 240 pounds. From Seattle, Washington....SAAAAAAAABRE DEEEEEEEEKKEEEEEEER!!!
(Sabre Dekker walks out to the ring as people like, boo him...)
RB: And his opponent...
("Singapore" by Tom Waits rattles over the PA as Mercy walks to the ring.)
RB: Standing at seven foot, and weighing in at 312 pounds...From Flint, Michigan..."THE PACKAGE OF SMACKAGE" MEEEEEEERRRRRRCCCCCCYYYYY!!!
DL: The bell sounds, and Mercy and Sabre Dekker are going toe to toe in the middle of the ring, Mercy hits Sabre with a right, Sabre throws a right of his own, Mercy swings back, and knocks Sabre back a few steps.
BJ: As Mercy gains the upperhand, he steps in to grapple, but Sabre pokes Mercy in the eye.
DL: Sabre trying to capatalize, goes for a scoop slam, but he has a bit of trouble lifting the seven footer, and Mercy strikes him down with a double axehandle to the upper back.
BJ: And Mercy pulls Sabre up by the back of his shirt and lays into his lower back with a big forearm.
DL: Mercy mounts Sabre Dekker now and puts him in a camel clutch, Sabre immediately tries to get to his feet with Mercy stradled on his back.
BJ: But Mercy, throws a few vicious jumping elbow strikes between Sabre's shoulder blades.
DL: Mercy picks Sabre up, he takes him in the front chancre, drapes Sabre's arm over his neck and lifts him up for a suplex, but he's holding Sabre up there.
BJ: Well, if Gorilla Monsoon ever taught me anything, it's that, this allows the blood to rush all the way to Sabre's brain.
DL: Kind of a moot point...
BJ: What are you trying to say?
DL: Sabre frees himself and jumps down behind Mercy! He grabs Mercy by the shoulder and turns him around, Front Face Russian Leg Sweep!
BJ: Sabre should probably go for the cover.
DL: However, he's waiting as Mercy slowly picking himself up from the canvas. Now Sabre Dekker grabs Mercy by the arm and pulls him into a shortarm clothesline.
BJ: Mercy is back up quick this time, and Sabre Dekker backs Mercy into the ropes, then whips him to the opposite ropes...
DL: But Mercy turns the tables and whips Sabre to the ropes...
BJ: And Sabre is on the recieving end of a big boot to the face from Mercy!
DL: Mercy off the ropes, he jumps up, and comes crashing down on Sabre with a big leg drop!!! He covers Sabre...1...................2........And Sabre kicks out.
BJ: Unbelievable, I thought that always worked...
DL: Mercy pulls Sabre up from the mat, he pulls him in for a DDT, and Sabre picks Mercy up and gets an inverted atomic drop on him.
BJ: Sabre comes out of nowhere with that one.
DL: Sabre grabs Mercy's right foot, and pulls him in a little more towards the center of the ring. Sabre drops an elbow to the lower thigh while still holding the leg, he gets up, and drops another elbow.
BJ: Now Sabre is wrapping his legs around Mercy's ankle, Sabre's trying to take out the big man's legs.
DL: Mercy has got his hands clutched under Sabre's jaw now and yanking back, they've both got a submission hold on eachother.
BJ: And Mercy now keeping one hand tightly on Sabre's chin, and hitting Sabre's forehead with the other.
DL: Sabre Dekker lets go of Mercy's leg, and both men hurry to their feet. Sabre's up first and he throws a wild right at Mercy...
BJ: Mercy blocks it! Mercy with a huge right to the face!
DL: Sabre is wandering away from Mercy in a daze, Mercy walks up behind Sabre. He's puts him in The Full Nelson! He's going for the Package of Smaackage!
BJ: But Sabre gets out of it with a quick back elbow to the face!
DL: Sabre bounces off the ropes and takes Mercy down with a fast Spinning Neck Breaker.
BJ: He's going out to the apron and climbing the turnbuckles, this could be the end!
DL: Sabre leaps down for The Spork Splash...But Mercy raises his boot up, catching Sabre under the chin! Both men are down as the referee begins to count them out.
BJ: But Mercy quickly answers the ten count, and he goes right to work, stomping the hell out of Sabre!
DL: Mercy picks Sabre up and throws him to the corner, Mercy charges in after him and SABRE GETS OUT OF THE WAY! MERCY LOOKED LIKE AN ON COMING TRAIN!
BJ: And Sabre rolls Mercy up in a school boy! 1.................................2...............Mercy is able to power out of it.
DL: Sabre heads over to a corner and starts tauntin and yelling at Mercy to get to his feet. Mercy is up to one knee, and Sabre rushes at Mercy.
BJ: HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH A SPEAR!
DL: There was a lot of forceful energy there. Mercy is just sitting in the corner slumped over. Sabre pulls Mercy up by the arm, twists it around AND DRIVES MERCY TO THE MAT WITH THE SABRETOOTH!
BJ: Sabre goes for the cover! 1...................................................................................................
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<<DING, DING, DING>>
DL: What the hell? The bell just rang out before the referee counted to three.
BJ: Sabre has his hands raised in victory, now the referee walks over and it looks like the he is explaining something to him.
DL: Sabre Dekker doesn't look pleased with whatever is being said...Let's get the official word...
RB: Ladies and gentlemen...The time limit has expired, therefore this match has been declared....A DRAW!!!
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