Two companies both unlike in monotary value
(In fair Seattle where we lay our seen),
From 80’s grundge break new technologies,
Where uncivil viruses make civil drives infected.
From forth the crashing programs of these two competitors
A pair of connected chatters deletes their hard drives;
Whose outdated pathetic connections,
With the deletion of their hard drives merges the companies.
Which there employees quitting merges the companies
Which is now the two hours downloading of our monitor.
The which if you with patient eyes read SPAM.
Our computer illiteracy will strive to learn.
Act 1 Scene 1
Enter Sampson And Gregory with their I-books and floppies of the company Macintosh.
Sampson: Greg we are not going to be embarrassed.
Gregory: No for then we should use Commodores 64's
Sampson: If we get mad, we will download viruses.
Gregory: while you have it don't risk losing your hard drive.
Sampson: I type quickly when threatened by a virus.
Gregory: But you're not threatened to type.
Sampson: A stockholder of Microsoft moves me to type.
Gregory: if you had a virus on your computer you would shutdown.
Sampson: A pc user shall make me sign off.
Gregory: That shows you use a 28.8 modem.
Sampson: We will delete the men's accounts and sell Macintoshes new users.
Gregory: The quarrel is between our masters and us there men.
Sampson: We're all nerds. When we crash their computers we will hire the new users.
Gregory: Hire the new users?
Sampson: Yes, the new users. Me they shall feel while I am able to stand, and tis known
that we can persuade the new user's to sign up with us.
Gregory: It's good you're not a disk for you would be a 5 1/2inch. Here come technicians of Microsoft.
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