SEAN

Look at my sweet little Sean. Isn't he cute? And that hockey stick... adorable, yes? Earlier at this party, he was pucking shit across the street (I think there was a shampoo bottle involved?) I have a picture of that, too, but it didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped. I thought I'd have more to say about this picture, but I don't. So I will leave you with this: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
The next pic is of me kissing him at the very same party! Imagine that! Usually, you can never get this close to him without a massive biting. I miss my jacket. I should go get it back. Oops, I'm about to go off on a tangent...