I'll change.  I'll be a better girlfriend.
I promise.
Please. 
I won't ever cuddle up to you at night again.
I won't ever bother you while you're reading.
I'll put my hair back to the way it was. 
I won't lay my head in your lap.
I'll do anything.
I promise.
I'll give you head.
I'll practice all the time.
I'll let you play with my belly button.
I won't complain that it hurts.
I won't ask you to share your ice cream.
Please.
I'll be a better girlfriened.
I promise.
I promise.