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Who am I?
Name: | Lance Brandenburgh |
Age: | 20 (going on 6) |
Place: | Sulphur (no, really) Springs, Texas |
e-mail: | lancedb@hotmail.com |
ICQ : | 76160718 - Caballoloco |
Homepage: | slingshot.to/LDB |
Yahoo! I want to know more about this wild and crazy guy!! |
But who am I . . .really. . .
I am Spartacus.
But Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al . . . or Steve Martin.
® Stevemartin.com
(not part of my
site)
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Son-of-a-mother! Brother to others. Uncle and friend.
Unfashionable trend. I am the all singing, all dancing *sap* of
the world. I'm not your average Joe -- I'm Lance, pay attention!
Where am I? |
Halfway past Hopeless, we touched down in the Desert of Despair at the 5:00 of our discontent. Walking out of the terminal, I inhaled a deep breath of the stale fresh air.
Funny, this didn't taste like Detroit.
The
goat nibbling on my soft suede aviator windbreaker -- a steal at
$59.99 and priceless for the comfort, available in plus sizes --
gave me an odd stare as if to say: "I will not be a
pawn in your games again!!" I walked to the snack bar and
asked the aged Asian man behind the music behind
the counter if he had a Snickers™ candy bar. Shocked at my
brand name reference, he plolitely yet sternly said:
"No®, now You© leave Me™ alone!"
An adorable young girl looked at me with an innocent expression and told me I smelt funny.
"No, I do not." I replied, as I put a flower to my ear and inhaled deeply.
I could tell it was going to be Monday all day -- alas, it was Wednesday night.
What am I?
One time on Reading Rainbow they said that if you were to sell the chemicals and materials that compose the human body in the quantities present there, you'd only get about $12.50. This just further proves my theory:
Auctioning off your body, piece by piece, is NOT a sound retirement plan!
How am I. . .
going to explain the elephant
in my pajamas .
(not
part of my site)
When am I . . .
ever going to learn --
to
the PULL doors
and --
DOH!
Are you sure you want to ask that?
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Last revised: October 02, 2002 |