Devil worship??
Mood:  quizzical
Now Playing: you guessed it
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
If God doesn't like 3D Space Cadet Pinball and is placing His divine intervention into My wang, perhaps the solution to my Space Cadet addiction/failure to satisfy my wife can be solved from another source...

Could it be? If Space Cadet Pinball is a mortal sin... perhaps hell would be best suited for my wretched soul. But I still can't get it up!

Does God hate 3D Space Cadet Pinball???
Mood:  lyrical
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball

Last night, I prayed and prayed that I would be able to get it up to satisfy my wife. God must not like 3D Space Cadet Pinball, cause once I was all finished praying, I couldn't get it up! Not even half way!

My poor wang...
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
For some reason, the more I play Space Cadet Pinball, the more I think that I'll NEVER achieve an erection again. I keep concentrating, like Cain in Kung Fu, but it doesn't work. My penis is like a limp piece of keel right now. If I could post a picture, I would, but I know I'd be offended if I went to what I thought was a fansite for 3D SCP and got a wang shoved in my face.

P.S. Why are there so many people commenting on this now? How did you find out about this?

P.P.S. My dysfunction is a serious matter and you shouldn't make fun.

P.P.P.S. PINBALL!!!!!!

PINBALL!!!
Mood:  party time!
Now Playing: 'Det
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball

I bet HE could satisfy his wife. Sexually, I mean.

New strategy for 3D Space Cadet Pinball???
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
Check out this strategy:

Can anyone out there verify this? It looks like a straight double flipper pound straight into the wormhole, which is ironically what I'm trying to achieve with my wife, whom I haven't satisfied with the sex act for about a year now.

Space Cadet Rocks!
Mood:  energetic
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
So anywho, I was bummed as ever after another night of wrestling around with the "old ball and chain", trying all kinds of lotions, tricks, toys, spells, encantations, herbs, and videos to get it up so I could satisfy her. And when I say satisfy, I mean plow her. Sexually.

So what did I do? I went downstairs and played a few rounds of 3D Space Cadet Pinball. And I rocked the house! If I'm not going to yell and shout with my love cries while satisfying my wife in bed, I can at least scream at the top of my lungs when I score THE HIGHEST SCORE EVER ON 3D SCP!!!

Someday, if I obtain the top score, maybe I'd be able to get it up. Yeah, maybe it's one of those psychological things.

High score=hot wife sex?
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
So check out this rock hard score at 3D SCP...

So why can't I please my wife sexually? I'm going crazy here! It's getting to the point where my wife says its better that I just please her intellectually... then I tell her to die and go to play more pinball. I know she wants the sex... but I want the pinball!

I can't satisfy my wife!
Mood:  crushed out
Now Playing: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
So get this... I got a 2,000,000 score on 3D Space Cadet Pinball, and now my wife says I can't satisfy her in bed! She says if I can't even get it up in bed, how can I expect to get a high score on pinball?? But this is not true, for I have the HIGHEST score that I know of! She should be orgasming as we speak! My score is so high!

My knowledge... my skills... forever.
Mood:  blue
Now Playing: Duh
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball
The replay function is the red light next to the left flipper. If I lose a ball and the red light is on, I will get another ball. The replay action is better than an extra ball because when I lose, I do not abort missions and do not have to start all over again.

To get the replay function light on, I have to open the wormholes by hitting the Space Warp target (the small red button near the entrance of the Hyperspace chute). The wormhole lights will then light up to a color (red, yellow, or green). I now have to get the ball in the wormhole of that color to turn on the replay function.

So why is my wang USELESS to my bride???

Crazy high score!
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: What do you think???
Topic: 3D Space Cadet Pinball

Wow! If only satisfying my wife in bed with my wang was as easy as pinball wizardry is! Whooo! I'd be having CRAZY sex!