
UNCLE DAVE I SURE HOPE YOU ARENT DROOLING ON
YOUR KEYBOARD, I KNOW MY SITE IS BETTER
THAN YOURS BUT YOU DONT NEED TO TELL ME THAT...
ITS SO PLAIN YET SO MUCH BETTER
OH YES SO MUCH BETTER
HAHAHAHAHA
WHERE ARE MY EYES ?!?!?!?!
YOU WERE GOING TO SEND ME THEM NOW WHERE ARE THEY!!!

I'm gonna own one of these some day....
If you are a serial killer and would like directions to our home,
please, by all means feel free to email me at bubbles_erotica@msn.com
for directions, I will even gladly give you a map
and street-by-street directions to our location.
Yes I could have put a mailto: tag but im lazy so deal with it