Hey. Check you out. You're a smart folk. You've obviously wangled your way here, to morton_salt_gir's Gallerie des Photos Artistique. Which is a fancy way of saying my half-assed attempt at a photo essay of sorts. So if you're a friend of mine (and if you aren't, where'd you get this address? Huh? Huh? Answer me that one, bub) you can see some pictures of me. Mwaha. And other stuff. As time goes on. Try it, you'll like it!