So, I know many people. I'm not sure what the numerical value of "many" is, but I'm sure I qualify. Here I'm going to list the people I know with Web pages, because then I can prove any statements I make about their coolness by pointing you in the direction of their Web sites. Also, it may lead to people without Web sites developing sites of their own. :) All of my friends here are incredibly cool and incredibly intelligent - an SAT score of 1320 makes me the dunce of the group, as they all outscored me by at least 100 points, I think. But hey, I don't test well, so there.

Neil - Neil is my new husband (new as in newly married, not as in I've had a half dozen husbands in the past). He graduated from IU last May and loves football, movies, pizza, and me (not in that particular order). Neil has been accepted to Notre Dame for law school, proving that the admissions people are happily not on crack.

Jess - Jess is a good friend of mine, who is very smart and doesn't hesitate to tell me or others when we are on crack. She keeps me real, and helps motivate me in my writing - I mean, really, I can't have her write her Great American Novel before I write my Great American Novel.

Tim - Tim is another friend, who also happens to be married to Jess. Tim is my water brother, and is the exact same person as me, except that he is male and I am not.

Emily - Emzo's been my friend since high school. She's done the college thing and now she's doing the grad school thing while working behind the scenes at the Musical Arts Center on IU's campus. If you ever go to a show there, she may just be workin' that spotlight, although I think her new job there takes her to other glamorous locations backstage.

Angela - Angie is Emzo's sister, and she also just graduated from IU. She's currently chilling in South Bend, working and applying to grad schools. She also knows how to march after spending a summer in drum corps. Which impresses me greatly, since my complete inability to march is why I was rejected from the Purdue All-American Marching Band.

Jon and Lisa - Jon and Lisa go together because they're married and share a site. I first met Jon at Purdue and was very evil toward him, but he eventually met Lisa and she made everything better. They had a beautiful wedding in New Orleans, and recently had a little girl, Jamie.

Rob and Hannah - Rob was Neil's friend first, and I got to know him when he let me stay with him one summer while I was working in Fort Wayne. Hannah was once his girlfriend, but they're cool about that now. This isn't a personal page of theirs, but it's where you can hear them on Monday afternoons during their radio show at the University of Dayton. It's from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. Eastern Time.

Keith - Keith is a friend I met through Jess, and he's very cool. I didn't believe for a long time that he actually had a Web page, because the link never worked. But it does now, and I'm glad, because his disclaimer at the bottom of the page is one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

Sadly, that may be it. Other people I know, like Melissa, may also have Web pages but I need to find the addresses. I really do have more than 9 friends, honest...