I'm a fire lover. In fact I love fire so much I would eat it if I could. Pour me a snap krackle and pop please...no milk damnit! Eat me some hot embers and suck on the ashes til my teeths are gray. I can feel the bite now ummmm. Maybe I'm the devil in disguise. Maybe now I'm just a reincarnation of that world famous burn my bra but don't touch my tata's gal pal. Just maybe. And maybe I'm your friendly clerk at the snatch and go who wipes spittle from my chin as I watch the burning tip of your cigarette pulse and give out and die in the sand filled ash tray...