THIS STORY IS BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS. INSPIRED BY JOSH KIRCHHOFF.
I was walking to Good will on a beautiful sunday morning, when I noticed a
bearded black fellow combing his hair. His hair had a very faint scent. The
smell reminded me of sour salted butter. The scent put a lovely smile on my
face. The bearded fellow, still combing his hair, looked up to me and stated
in a rather deep voice, "Come 'ere an' sit down on my lap. Lemme tell you
about a pair of Hello Kitty box shoes that I once had." So as I was sitting
on this fellows lap, he told me about the wonderful box shoes he once wore.
As he was finishing he game me a warmth in my pants that I am afraid to share
till this day. I left and walked into Good Will. I entered with the sound of
music coming from the ceiling. I shopped for awhile and notice the most
familar thing. I looked down and noticed a pair of Hello Kitty box shoes that the bearded fellow had mentioned. I tried them
on and they fit. I quickly purchased them, slipped out the door, and headed
back to the spot that the bearded black fellow had been but he was gone. The
only thing let was faint smell and his comb.
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