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HOWDY! My name is Oscar Blotnik! Welcome to my very own website dedicated to the best public access show in the entire world: COMMUNITY FOCUS! COMMUNITY FOCUS covers all the news and political functions that take place in MUNCIE, INDIANA (often called "America's Hometown" by people who should know better!)!
COMMUNITY FOCUS is the creation of one man, COLONEL ROGER OVERBEY!!! Colonel Roger is the host and star of COMMUNITY FOCUS! He is also the executive producer and the president of THE CONCERNED CITIZENS LEAGUE of DELAWARE COUNTY, a non-profit organization that likes to scold hookers and taunt Muncie's underbelly! Colonel Roger is a man that definitely wears many hats (Actually, he wears many baseball caps and he looks very striking in them. That's not to say I'm practicing "an alternative lifestyle" or anything because if I was Colonel Roger really isn't my type. Nothing personal, Colonel Roger!)! |
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Helping Colonel Roger behind-the-scenes is his wife, Nancy Overbey. Nancy is an expert videographer, but, sadly, she is not a Colonel. |
When Colonel Roger needed help getting COMMUNITY FOCUS started, he was ably assisted by Steve Erwin. Steve Erwin toiled behind the camera while Colonel Roger became a star. Steve Erwin ran for political office once, but I didn't vote for him. |
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A familiar face on COMMUNITY FOCUS is the Muncie Police Department's very own, Lt. Charles "Chuck" Hensley. Chuck is a cop and a good cop, too! He has a winning personality and a warm smile. If I practiced "the alternative lifestyle", I would have a huge crush on Chuck Hensley. |
A recent addition to the COMMUNITY FOCUS family is "Dr.Doug". "Dr.Doug" is a computer guru and he gives computer tips to all us COMMUNITY FOCUS viewers. In my opinion, he is fairly boring and I usually take a little catnap during his segments. When I take my catnaps, I dream of a world where "Dr.Doug" actually has charisma. |
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A big supporter of COMMUNITY FOCUS is Muncie's mayor, Danny Canan. Besides appearing frequently on COMMUNITY FOCUS, Danny "The Butt of Justice" Canan is the star of MUNCIE PRIDE, another show executive produced by Colonel Roger. People often mistake me for Danny Canan. Some people once told me, "Your face looks like a canned ham with a gray wig! I can't believe you're the mayor!" and I said "I'm not Danny Canan, you monsters! Get out of my trailer!" Then they beat me with a pipe wrench until I gave them all my food stamps and Monopoly money. |
There are many other people who appear and help out with COMMUNITY FOCUS, but none of them are worth talking about for the moment. (Seriously, I kid! I kid!) In a recent development, Colonel Roger has gotten a few interns to help out with the show. One of them interns has these really spooky eyes that seriously give me pause. Eventually, I'll add some stuff about the "zanies" from COMMUNITY FOCUS I forgot to mention (Don't worry, Bam Bam! Your time will come!) so I hope you can patiently wait for future updates!
C'mon! Write the circus fat man at bigblotto@hotmail.com!