Quotes page. Will have everything neatened into catagorys, but has this is a new page it's a bit screwy. Ya live and learn. :-)
"And the time has come to undo the wrong that I've done." ~Filter
"Innocence is for suckers."~Tina the troubled teen
"Why would I tell the truth?."~Methos
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." - Anonymous
"Never accept fondue."~Uncle Hyman
"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools, the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."~Macbeth
Every one of you could be the same"~Filter
"Whomsoever I've cured I've sickened now"~Soundgarden
"What do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? And why do I have to do it right now? I've spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you. I do it all for you, Mulder. You know I haven't eaten since six o'clock this morning, and all that was was a half a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese, and now you want me to run off and do another autopsy?!"~Scully
"Now, 20 people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub. So, it ain't all bad." ~Tank Girl
"Yeah, but I want to see ME live happily ever after even more."~Methos
"Would you mind not shooting at the Thermonuclear weapon?"~Deakin, Broken Arrow
"You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God."~Q
"We'll do this the old Navy way. First one to Die. . .Looses. "~Hotshots Part Duex
"Sometimes I think love's a real pain in the arse."~Zara Pierson
"sanity is the playground for those who have no imagination" ~sarahjane
"Homework? my dog ate it. And he'll eat you if you call my mom, you nazi." ~valis
"I hate you." ~Tina the troubled teen
"Earth is a beautiful little prison" ~Jacob
"Believe me, I want to be happy. You stand in my way."~ Matt
"Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life"~Typhoid
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first one." ~Albert Einstein
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." ~Murphy's Law
"Talking about love, is like dancing about architecture."~Angelina Jolie
"All generalizations are bad." ~R. H. Grenier
""When you don't know where you're going any road will take you there." ~Alice
"The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." ~Lily Tomlin
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." ~Ashleigh Brilliant
"How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on." ~Zall's Second Law
"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."~Douglas Adams
"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."~Jeremy S. Anderson
"Microsoft own you"~Bill Gates
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."~Homer Simpson
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."~Al Capone
"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."~Clarance Darrow
"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top."~English Professor, Ohio University
"oh...how rude!"~Boni
"Don't bother me. As if you can help it." ~Tina the troubled teen
"I hate you." ~Tina the troubled teen
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."~Bill Watterson
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"~Abraham Lincoln
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."~ Rich Jeni
