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01.01.05.
Stagedive Suicide broke up. Anthology Cd probably to be released at x died en routey y. Check out Adam's new band, scissor shock.
03.09.02
long time, no content.. at all. i am re-doing the sections in this site to accomodate for the absence. or something... uh. destruction of technology is out!!! 30 songs, 40 minutes and 12 seconds. what? what? can it be done? yes yes yes. some people think it's far superior to homicide censor, and some prefer the exciting adrenaline rush of the 50 songs on HC better. but whatever. fuck you all. send money to Stagedive Suicide / 342 N Gladstone Ave / Columbus, IN 47201. Just send.. oh... $3. if you're nice, you'll get a business card and something else. i always send free stuff to people. cuz i'm nice. we're stagedive, and we're your new favorite band. and speaking of which...
THIS REVIEW SAYS STAGEDIVE SUICIDE IS THE WORST NOISE BAND IN RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!
heh. we're compared to fucking pig destroyer. PIG DESTROYER OF ALL BANDS. here's a rough translation of the review:
"I have heard it from the beginning up to the end and have remained alive... a very strange sensation. Five minutes, you will excuse, frank yebli of the brains. Tons of useless noise directly from the microcircuit guts of a cheap synthesizer.. it Is possible to think, that it is the new chapter in a history of noise-music. To me, generally, to spit.. I precisely know one more I shall not listen to it Eever. It really made me so mad.. Even to me it (he) manages to cut ears real noisy punishment, even in this case suck even Japanese with their instruments of torture as by GBN, Of nikudorei and Noism... There, the vocalist of this choir Adam Cooley, meanwhile swears that entire life it dreamed to play music in the spirit tyue Of dillinger To eschape plan/layout. We deal concerning one of the most terrible noise commands of humanity."
to translate? he hates us. yeah. download new stagedive suicide mp3's!!!
Johnny Shootyourself
First Recordings of a Woman Vomitting Her Own Eyeshadow
Embrace of the Toxic Bunny Rabbit
Ludivico's Black Skin
Blasphemy As An Art Form
that's all the new shit for you kiddies. check out every section for more stuff. yup yup. the cactus needs more sunlight.
06.16
no i haven't added anything. i did work on a new song though, tentatively called "Worshipping the Flying Plaid Cows". It is a lot shorter, faster, and more intense than older stuff. The drums are so fast that you cannot even hear them. It is on the Homicide Censor re-release. This week we've had two out-of-state purchases of the album and two free copies given away, hahaha. So that's about 6 people who own this cd now whoo. If you own a copy, I want you to copy it so everyone can hear it. I'm not concerned much with money (I just need it so I can afford to buy the stuff to make the cd's), I just want people to hear it... thanks.
05.27
my birthday is tomorrow. get me a card. homicide censor is out. buy it for $3 out of town, $1 in town, free if you're cool.. email me for more info if you'd like. it has 50 tracks and is 40 minutes long. click here for lyrics and everything else you would want.. um i guess i'm going to take a vacation. expect this band to play live when we actually practice haha. the next cd will actually have the band and not just me programming. so whoo.. anyway enjoy the cd, the layout, etc. i'm pooped and i'm going to sleep now...... what a horrible day. peace. - adam
05.04
Well, as some of you may or may not know... Matt Wolfe is now officially in the band, replacing Mike as the master of beating on trash cans and shit. OK, don't go see the Mummy Returns. It sucks major balls. Um. Not much else. I'm going to get a message board up soon so you people with fetishes can post about how you love to sniff lil grrl panies while beating off to livestock photos while listening to Stagedive Suicide... Um. OH YEAH, we're no longer technocore. Since Matt Wolfe joined the band, we're officially analcore or something gay. Yea. Whatever. I think we may change the name of Stagedive Suicide to something more gothic and satanic like "Satan is Cool" or something really stupid. Um, we're going to play our first show like in September. So you better come out or I will make you suck your own calbasa. Stay tuned I may have a message board up tomorrow night. THERE, I UPDATED THE SITE. - ac
04.02
Well. Our fellow Columbus-ites, Role Reversal and Dodgeball Dilemma, were redesigning their pages. So I figured I'd redesign mine. Otherwise, nothing has changed. If you don't like the design you can suck my fat penis. Oh yeah. Bet that feels good don't it? Bet it feels real good. Oh yeah, Ryan Eversole joined the band. To quote Miguel Perez, "whoopty fuckin do." NO FUCK YOU. RYAN IS BRINING NEW NOISE TO THIS BAND. SO SUCK MY LIL WING-WONG ASSHOLE.
OK, I'd let to shout out to Ben Kayz cuz he has supported stagedive suicide from the beginning. No actually he didn't! THAT ASSHOLE. OK here's some band news: Adam Kirshner was going to be the drummer for the band but guess what? I kicked him out!! No, he'll probably still play, but I recently stole some drums from some kid and hopefully we can play those instead, hahaha. I mean... maybe we can play those instead, ha.. HA.. HA.. I just found my nintendo today in good condition. If anyone wants a copy of Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt (I got 3 copies) send $3 to me. Just email me for details. Yeah.. um.. Me and Nathan and Mike are s'posed to practice and Dyin Ryan's house next friday.. should be fun. And we might play our first and last of the summer show in June. whoo. I'm also looking for a female to join the band as the stagedive suicide slut. Yes we're racist, yes we're sexiest, yes we're homophobic, and yes we hate ourselves. Stagedive Suicide = Satan. No, seriously, we love all minorities.. Alright, peace. -ac