Your friend and humble guide.
Name: Jean
DOB: 10/19/83
Status: Fully functional bipedal female, IU Alumna
Special Skills: Economics expert, Russian linguist
Aliases: Anna, Charles Colson, Ginger Snap, Goody, Jeannie, Johnny Scrotum, Ma, Tweed
Arch Nemeses: The Church, Dr. Blueballs, Chemistry
Immediate Superiors: Johnny E. and The Man
Special Talents: Making the meanest peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the western hemisphere
Who done taught me what:
Markham Elementary
Eisenhower Elementary
Edgewood Middle School
Warsaw Community High School
Indiana Academy for Science, Mathematics, and Humanities.
IU
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