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This is my sweet web page dedicated to quotes that will probably take me forever to finish! I don't know who said almost all of these quotes and I really don't care. I am too lazy to find out!

God made rivers, God made lakes. God made Britney Spears (and Christina Aguilera!), but, hey, we all make mistakes.
I talk to myself to find someone who agrees with me.
Live everyday like there is no tomorrow.
It's all mind over matter. If ya ain't got a mind then it just don't matter.
Heaven won't take me, Hell is afraid of me, so I guess I rule the world!
A hug is worth a thousand kisses.
Some people come into our lives and quickly go, some stay awhile and leave footprints in our hearts, and we are never, ever the same again.
Damn Bitch! Are you always on the rag?!
If I only had one gift to give you, my friend, it would be the ability to see yourself as others see you, because only then would you know how extremely special you are.
I always knew looking back on my tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
A smile can speak a thousand words, a friend can make the clouds clear away, and just one hug can brighten anyday.
There's no use complaining-60% of the people don't want to hear it and the other 40% are glad you are having the problem.
I'm so bored...what a waste of youth.
Never explain-your friends don't need to know and your enemies won't believe you anyway.
Religion should be a choice, not a lifestyle.
It hurts more to tell someone what they need to hear than what they want to hear.
We always hurt the ones we love.
Like and love me for who I am, not for what you want me to be.
Everybody is ignorent, just on different subjects.
The difference beteween ordinary and extraordinary is that little "extra".
It is not true that nice guys always finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.
What we all tend to complain about most in other people are those things we don't like about ourselves.
When the tough gets going, get tougher.
There's no get-out-of-loss-free card just because you go to church.
Life goes on...so get over it.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If not, it was never meant to be.
It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. And it takes even less to give someone the finger.
Get over it or die mad!
I am not prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
How come no one wants to fly like a seagull?
Hated by many, but can't be faded by any.
My sad life continues to go on and on tragically, so I do what I can to stop it.
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
Don't put names in hearts, put them in circles: Hearts can be broken but circles last forever.
Life is what happens when you're making other plans.
Hope for the best, but expect the worst.
If your shoe fits, wear it or shove it up your ass!
If you don't like me, you love me!
If I throw a stick, will you leave me?
There are no endings, only beginnings.
Don't fall before you're pushed.
Bad is never good until something worse happens.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
I am what I am.
Smile and nod.
If you want something done well, do it yourself!
You know who I am so don't treat me like I'm someone else.
Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Don't let your heart go too far 'cause it will come back bruised.
Love life and show everyone you do.
I would rather be hated for who I am than liked for who I am not.
The greatest power a person posesses is the power to choose.
Good God damn I'm hot!
You never know what you have until you've lost it.
Treat everybody like they won't be here tomorrow.
I'm a weirdo and there's nothing I can do about it.
A day without sunshine is like, ya know, night!
Life can be good or bad. You have to make that choice though.
If good things come to those who wait, why do all the good things belong to those who take?
Take things one day at a time. Lotsa stuff can happen in a split second.
Telling me I'm a bitch is only complimenting me.
If you have a sock puppet, you're never alone.
I don't know the key to sucess, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
You can't solve todays problems with yesterdays answers.
Honesty is so precious.
Resentments are the ankle weights that keep us from flying.
NO guy is worth your tears and the one that is won't make you cry.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Children in the dark cause accidents but accidents in the dark cause children.
God made rivers, God made lakes. God made Backstreet Boys by mistake.
Late at night I can hear your voices talking shit about my choices.
The other night I matched a star with each reason why I love you. It was going great until I ran out of stars.
When I saw you, I liked you. When I liked you, I loved you. When I loved you, I lost you.
If dreaming of you was the only way we could be together, I'd sleep forever.
Us girls are like phones. We like to be picked up and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected.
The worst feeling in the world is seeing the one you love with the one they love.
You gotta love the people who talk about you just 'cause your the center of their lives.
Always put yourself in others shoes, if you feel it hurts you, it probably hurts them too.
If you need a nickel, I'll give you a dime. If you want a man, you can't have mine.
If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 years minus one day so I never have to live a day without you.
Life's a bitch and then you die.
You gotta kick ass when there's ass to be kicked.
All you need is love.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
A mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open.
You have the right to remain silent so please shut up.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast and easy.
51% goddess, 49% bitch. Care to push your luck?
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're and artist.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Your village called. They want their idiot back.
Fighting for peace is like making love for virginity.
It's said that beauty is all in the eye of the beholder...the problem is, so is ugliness.
If you don't like my attitude, quit talking to me!
Do I make you horny baby?
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make all of them yourself.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in our society.
If at first you don't suceed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being stupid about it.
People are like teeth. If you ignore them, you will go away.
Laughter can lighten any load.
A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
You can only be young once, but you can always be immiture.
Sex-drugs-rock 'n roll, speed-weed-birthcontrol. Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high. (contributed by Kelly)
Yea as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil because I'm the baddest son-of-a-bitch in the valley. (contributed by Andy)
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, spit in it, and serve it to all the people who have pissed you off. (contributed by Tessa)
I have the heart of an angel, soul of a demon, my mind is their battlefeild, I'm their war.
Three seconds to say, "I love you," three hours to explain it, and a lifetime to prove it.
It's easier to forgive an enemy than it is to forgive a friend.
Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear.
What's yours is mine and what's mine is yours.
The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word, "fuck."
If you think something small can't make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is facing a harder battle.
How many angels are there? One - who transforms our life - is plenty.
One's true character is most transparent when placed in a position of power.
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present!
Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk beind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Intelligence is like a river: the deeper it is, the less noise it makes.
If it weren't fo the last minute, nothing would get done.
No matter how many idiots outnumber you, they are still idiots.
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you can't live without.
Love your enemies. It really pisses them off.
Heck is the place where those who refuse to believe in Gosh are darned to. (contributed by Noah)
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
It's easy to die for a friend, but hard to find a friend to die for.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
We all want what we can't have.
I'm lost. I am going to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. (contributed by Ashley)
Before you criticize somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Friendship often ends in love. But love in friendship? Never.
Hey you! Get out of the gene pool!
If it's brown, flush it. If it's green, smoke it. (Contributed by Holly)
If life hands you lemons, put them in your bra. It can't hurt. (Contributed by Tessa)
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. (Contributed by Katie)
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words.
I would quit smoking, but no one likes a quitter.
What's yours is yours and what's mine is mine.
Be young, get high, fuck the world, then die.
The high life is the only life.

Sex is good, love sucks, but what is sex without love?
You're here now..But will you be there later? After I break your heart? Tell me...
Life is for love.
Live life to the fullest, have fun and don't party too hard!
If you kick a door when your foot's asleep, you can't feel it.
Nothing in this world is free.
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Walk in my shoes, hurt your feet. Then you'll know why I do dirt in the street.
Sleep with the person you love, and hope that love is true.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
I'm buff, tough and I am the stuff and if you ain't down with that, well then you are just not enough.
Everybody hates me, nobody likes me. Guess I'll go eat worms.
Live life to the fullest because you only get to live once.
I love my church and nobody gonna stop me from going.
Nothing is too good to be true.
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
I wish I could be one of your tears: born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
People need to remember, popularity isn't everything.
No perosn can be 100% virtuous, 100% of the time. But doing as much as you can is a start.
You only get to live life once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
If you can't hang with the big dogs, stay in the backyard.
Those who will not learn from the past are required to repeat the course.
Don't tell me about my failures. I'm more aware of them than you.
It's not the size of dog in the fight that counts. It's the size of the fight in the dog.
Pain is only a feeling and no one ever said it had to hurt.
Never underestimate the power of pissed off white trash.
Decide what to do, then take a nap.
Be yourself -- that's enough for me.
There's a danger in loving someone too much.
There are things in life that happen for the good or bad, but you can't change them so live with them or die.
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.
When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. So when you die you will be the one smiling and the ones around you will be crying. (Contributed by Heather)
Live fast, die young and don't party too hard.
Anything you believe, you can become.
Look not for beauty or fairness of skin, but a heart that is loyal within; for beauty may fade and skin grows old, but a heart that is loyal will never grow cold.
Shoot for the Moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
I gather myself around my faith for the light does the darkness most fear.
Never take crap from anyone at all.
Amor Vincit Omnia (Love Conquers All).
Always believe in yourself and you'll go far.
You make your own friends and you make your own enemies.
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Dance like no one is watching.
Love can be your best friend or your worst enemy.
Life is just a trip on the way to death.
If you cant play hard, don't bother showing up to play.
You're never too old or too young to have fun.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
What goes around comes around.
Toss away stuff you don't need in the end, but keep what's important and know who's your friend.
You are a no-one, until you are a someone to yourself.
Always look before you leap.
To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards out of men
Sex is like pringles: Once you pop, the fun don't stop!
Jesus is the way the truth and the light.
Change is constant, how we adapt to change isn't.
It's a child, not a choice.
Don't drive any faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.
Do or do not. There is not "try".
Every revolution started with one single act of defiance.
Aim for the stars, if you fall short, you will still be among the clouds.
There's too many guys in the world to be fucked up by one.
Truth is the one thing to live, love and Die for.
If you go out with someone, do not get attached. Something always goes wrong.
Girls are the earth's greatest treasures.
Life is a beach so make the best of it and take a dip.
What goes up must come down.
In the end you always find out who your true friends really are!
Party and have fun while you can because their may not be a second chance.
Real friends stab you in the front, not the back, or they don't stab at all.
All new beginnings come from some other beginning's end.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time, and have the time of your life.
Men like BJ's because they want to see a woman suck as much as they do! (contributed by Janae)
If you can't say something nice about some one, come sit by me! (contributed by Janae)
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it. (contributed by Shannon)
The single most cause of atheism is Christianity. (contributed by Kerrie)
If [people] are stupid enough not to like me, they don't deserve my company. (contributed by Noah)
You have to live for God 24/7 to get to Heaven.
If you don't smile and get on with your life, you will be very miserable.
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
Dont lead me with your lies or tease me with your bull shit, just be honest and I'll be your best friend.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Every man has his price. (contributed by Tina)
Consider world peace and while you are doing that, I'll be over here stealing your stuff. (contributed by Tessa)
The only reason God doesn't send another flood is that the first one didn't work.
Life is like a blind date, sometimes you just have to have a little faith.
An immature man is willing to die for a noble cause, whereas a truly mature man is ready to live for a humble one.
Roll, roll, roll a joint, pass it down the line. Take a hit, makes you flip, fricks with your mind.
Good monkeys never monkey around with another monkey's monkey.
Behind every great man is a great woman ... and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!
Your life, you made it. Don't bitch about it, or change it!
You are a slave. Do you think for a moment that you can ever really say or do what you want? You can't dream without fear of punishment, even if it is your own hypodermic guilt making you look to religion, drugs or suicide as an escape.
Don't hate me, 'cuz you ain't me.
The boys occupation was to stick his boneration in the girls seperation the increse the population and I learned this information in sex education and if u want a demonstration then lets get to the action for some satisfaction!
If you don't have anything nice to say to me, then don't bother wasting your breath.
Life is a ho, you pay your dues just to get screwed.
Don't confuse coolness and popularity.
I'd rather be a bad looking good person, than a good looking bad person.
They say that nobody is perfect, so I must be nobody!
If everyone is thinking the same way, someone isn't thinking.
Life is like a blind date, sometimes you just have to have a little faith.
Don't fuck with people unless you want them to fuck with you back.
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
Those who never attempt the absurd, never achieve the impossible.
For everyone, there's a person, place, or time, that brings you back and makes you feel alive.
All that glitters is not gold.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, set it on fire.
Live for today, not for tomorrow.
Love is NOT just a word. So use it wisely.
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
There is only one thing in life you HAVE to do, and that's die.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can by chocolate...and that's good enough!
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills...making the last car payment!
The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
�a va saigner! (Lit: It's going to bleed, Fig: It's going to be bad.)
A lot of time has been wasted as to whether the chicken or the egg came first. Undoubtedly, it was the rooster.
Friends are like stars. You don't always see them but they are always there.
I think of myself as a clown; everyone sees the smile painted on my face, but no one sees the tears in my heart.

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