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The purpose of this page is just to make you laugh and smile because I believe laughter and just being happy is one of the best remedies for the mind, body,and soul. So please sit back and enjoy.

I will be adding to this page as I get new jokes,and stories etc., so please if you come across any that you think I should post please feel free to email me or post it in my mesage board, thanks. Now on to the fun.....

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: ""To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."" The lawyer continued, ""To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million."" The lawyer concluded, ""And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan!"

Star Wars Names

To get your Star Wars name, do the following: 1) Start with the first three letters of your last name. 2) Add the first two letters of your first name. 3) Add the first two letters of your mother's maiden name. 4) Add the first two letters of the city in which you were born. 5) Then, you are allowed to remove one letter to make it sound cool. Mine is Sanletra

Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same. 1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. 2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there. 3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess. 4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun. 5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages. 6. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public. 7. Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting their face. Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls. 8. If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches. 9. Boys grow their fingernails long because they're too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boys arm. 10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt. 11. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy. 12. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises. 13. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row. 14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys. (Yes!!!)


A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their     first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all     excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.     The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband,     "Hi hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?"     She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."     "What's that, baby?" asks the husband.     "How did you know I was at WalMart?"

This a site worth takeing a look at....

Laughter The Best Medicine

Thoughts on Exercise

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.--I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently the gimmick is you have to show up.--I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.-- I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.--I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.--My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 89 now, and we don't know where she is.--I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.--The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.-- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.--I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.


These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling): My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.