I dun bee Jakob Kaine dee personal assisstant and Guard of Lord Black Magic dee King of dee Dark Demons of Magic. I bee most proud to bee callin dat man mee friend. I dun be livin in dee Magic Castle mee whole life. I was dee same to dee kings father Lord Shatner when he dun bee da king. Dat man twas a pain in me arse and i bee glad to followin dee laws of Lord Black instead.

I learned mee skills fightin wit da knights, guards, warriors, and ninjas dat be passin through dis way over dee years. I still member dee day Lord Black bee watchin mee spar wit some of dee guards and he dun asked mee to bee inz dee tournament for dee fighters of dee kingdom. He was to bee namin his ranks wit inz dee clan from where dee people be finishin in dee tournament. He wanted dee best fighters in z dee kingdom to bee in dee best positions to bee wat bee dee best for dee DDM.

I dun bee gettin lotz of trouble from people leadin up to dee tournament. Many people not bee likin dee fact dat I bee Black and bee allowed to bee enterin dee tournament. Lord Black bee tellin dem dat not only wast i to bee in da tournament but dat I bee so good dat I bee winnin da tournament wit no problem. Da day dee tournament did start I bee nervous for i not bee wantin to let da king down after he bee stickin upz for mee. He dun told mee before da tournament started dat i bee dun servin da royal family in da same wayz. He said mee skills bee to great for mee to bee his personal assisstant any longer and dat I bee needed in protection of da royal family and da kingdom. He den be doin somethin dat mee never bee forgettin no matter how long mee bee livin. He bee huggin mee and thankin him for all dee years of loyalty to dee family.

Dee tournament waz very brutal from dee outset and all da way throuhgz it. Dee people in dee ranked positions fought to da best of dere abilities for dee not wantin to bee replaced by udders. In da first fight i dun beat a knight by da name of Dark Engle hee be breakin his sword after I bee beatin him. Da man walked away from dee clan dat day. In da last fight I bee fighten Gryphon da man dat everyone bee spectin to bee winnin da tournament. Da fight not bee lastin long dat day. Gryphon bee mockin mee heritage and sayin words dat not bee right for a man of honor to speakin to a nudder man. I bee sorry to bee sayin dis but I beat dat man to a bloody pulp. He not bee hittin mee once needer. I bee beggin da judge to bee stoppin da fight but hee sayin dat Gryphon must bee quittin before he could bee stoppin da fight. Instead of hittin Gryphon I bee pickin him up and carryin him to a healer. Dere was no sense in hurtin dat man anymore den his own hatred be hurtin him already.

Lord Black proclaimed mee dee winner in front of all dose people dat day and be tellin mee dat i could bee da head of any position i bee wantin to bee. I smiled to him and told him i wanted to bee his guard and remain as his assisstant. He looked at mee funny but he granted mee my request. I still bee his guard and assistant.

I bee smilin now for I bee meetin a beautiful woman. She bee mee bloomin flower. She be da most perfect thin mee ever bee seein in me life. When I bee near her I bee feelin mee heart racin like it bee ready to splode out mee chest. Her name bee Claudia and she bee dee sister of da king. She bee da head ranger of dee Almorian Guardians. I be feelin like mee need to bee around her more den I bee wit her for i bee missin her wen i not bee seein her. Wen I bee kissin her it bee like mee whole world bee makin more sense. I not be feelin like i bee missin anyting no more. I bee feelin sparks when she be touchin mee face and i bee feelin warm wen she bee lookin in mee eyes. I bee wantin to tell her how i bee feelin but dat bee hard to bee doin when I bee wantin to kiss her lips all dee time. I bee wantin to be sayin so much more to her but i bee afraid dat I bee scarin her off if i bee sayin what i bee feelin for her. I bee wantin to bee spendin more time wit her not be scarin her off.

I guess i dun been wrong bout dat for she dun been disapeared after dat. I never bee seeing her again needer. Keeper Black be asking me to go to dee C2 clan to bee lookin after dee kids of heez dat be going dere. I bee doin dat as well as i finna bee helpin da king dere.

Last updated January 9, 2005