"My wife Caroline is afraid of math enough as it is. I don't need to add to that by writing in blood." --Dr. Shobe
"Whoops!" --Sra. Abels
"Oh! Is that gold?...I mean...the weight..." --Dr. Gevirtz, picking up a bracelet from the overhead projector
"Ah, estas chicas!" --Sra. Abels
"Actually, A is the hardest, so let's save that for last, in case the world ends here." --Richard Bremigan
"Are those spacesuit pants? 'Cos your ass is out of this world!" --George the SLC
"Living under a car hood is NOT an option." --Mr. Watson
"Sometimes, in my capacity as a teacher, I have to be arbitrary and capricious. This is one of those times." --Mr. Watson
"The dreaded comma splice: No, no, no!" --Dr. Shobe