Today I went to a linked site from some other site, the name of which I disremember. It ended being The Misanthropic Bitch. I thought she was horribly clever, and wished that if only I were so damned eloquent in my hatred of others, maybe I could put up a site and receive hatemail. It was mighty impressive, the way she just put down everyone. I think that people of all catergories are able to be offended by her site.Jesus, just thinking about it makes me feel worthless. If Trev weren't coming over for Fondue Night at seven (it is Thursday, after all), I don't think that even the new glorious duster I bought would keep me afloat.
Whoever said life isn't full of drama was obviously heterosexual.
"In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."
Dear Johnny,
The Barbie Collector's Con went great! I met Jean-Phillipe by the "Barbie Through the Ages" panel. He was so suave, and dark, and had the most delicious provincial accent which I simply adored! All the things they say about European men are absolutely true.
He wined and dined me by moonlight in this darling little hole-in-the-wall place down by the fountain with Adonis, and I saw a side of Inner Detroit I never thought I'd love!
Write me back soon.
All my love,
Avery