"She's like, the dominatrix of fundraising." (on Therese)
"I like a more...womanly woman."
"I'm down with your hip, groovy patois."
"Oh, I'm a teenager! You don't understand the angsty pain and suffering that surrounds me!"
"I'm not obliged to anything."
"Cobotton...a new crop. Smoke and wear."
"That's how Brooke Shields got her start--being a Jordache model. Now, of course, she's gone on to great fame (rolls eyes). Deservedly so."
"I mean, if my name were Fall, and Eysturlid meant 'downstairs' in Chinese...Fall Downstairs."
"When people are emotional, they tend to be unbalanced."
"Oh, so that outfit's not just new, it's manipulative!"
"Girl, what-ever."
"I wanna pollute all the rivers, I wanna starve all the children and make them turn green, I wanna chop down all the trees, I wanna suck all the oxygen from the Earth."
"You all sound like a bunch of bad Greek whores. I can't hear what you're saying."
"You sound so blonde." (To Talisha)
"When Southerners weren't just stark raving crazy..."
"You just come in here and bust out." (To Talisha)
"There's always an Indian princess in there somewhere."
"He's so fat they can't get him up on a horse, and they can't cart him out onto the battlefield." (on Winfield Scott)
"Hope you all end up in prison."
"Funny box in wall makes scary noises."
"The French never won anything."
"You must have eight children! That wouldn't do much for women's rights."
"Ugh...bad, think...ugh..."
"Students of color? Then what do you call white students--blank students?"
"We were discussing invisible hermits who hide away so they won't be considered freaks by the rest of society."
"I don't know if leopard print is big in Austria this year."
"I thought that was your future." (looking at a piece of blank paper)
"Hugs for everyone."
"Ring a bell and the Russians salivate."
"Yo hablo Spanish good."
"Are you raising your fist against the oppression of the Man?"
"Mmm...kill...eat..."
"Did you gind a community of slacker buffalo? I can just imagine them wearing the ski caps and going, 'Duuuude...' "
"World big. Things big. Go."
"I guess that's Darwinism: the slow pedestrians are limited by the fast cars."
"You're infringing on other people's liberties by blowing them up."
"(exasperatedly) Will you guys be QUIET!"
"You guys are all jaded, I guess."
"Because I'm an idiot." (answer to the question: "Why do you teach?")
"Are you one of those people who drown when they stand outside in the rain?"