You might be a swimmer if... If whenever you hear an electronic beep, you instinctively jump. If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount you sleep you got. If you have been wearing the same pair of Lycra underwear for the past two weeks. If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal. (you also might be crazy) If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs does not seem kinky. If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin. If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs. If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000." If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last. If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice. When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways. When your long-term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat. If you look forward to holidays because you have a chance to double or triple practice. When you talk about "cuts" you don't mean injuries. If all of your friends are swimmers!
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