AUTHOR: Sue Necessary
DISCLAIMER: No, they're not mine (ooh, that hurts!); they belong to Mirisch, Trilogy, MGM, CBS, TNN, LSMFT.
RATING: PG-13 for language and violence. But all artistically rendered, and lovingly inflicted.
NOTES: This is the fic that led to "In For A Peso, In For A Pound." Thanks to Judy, who betaed the original, and to JoanC., who who betaed the updated version