COACH
Dan Frioli
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CENTER
Super Captain Spiffy Man
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Hailing from Hawthorne, New
Jersey, Dan Frioli has seen the first two "Mighty Ducks" movies and knows
how to spell "Gretzky." While he's never actually coached hockey
before (or, for that matter, played it), Dan does have a clipboard, a whistle,
and a really keen stopwatch.
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Super Captain Spiffy Man is
something of a mystery--who is he? Why does he conceal his identity?
Does his license read "Man, Super Captain Spiffy?"
At any rate, this season promises
to be good to the Captain, who is renowned for his lightning speed and
his accurate slapshot.
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Right Wing
Maxwell O'Keefe
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Left Wing
Syphilis the Clown
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A native of Columbia City, Maxwell is the team's
oldest member. Don't let that fool you, though--if you're not careful
he'll fake you out of your pants.
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He may be slow, but just try to block this
infected wonder. If his body check doesn't lay you flat, his body
odor will.
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Defense
Corporal "Nick" Nicholson
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Defense
Corporal "Shep" Shephard
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Corporal "Nick" Nicholson of Tagon's Toughs is big,
strong, and violent--and can count to eight all by himself. Nick
is here through the generosity of Howard
Tayler. Thanks!
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"Shep" Shephard, another of the toughs, augments
Nick's defensive abilities. It's hard enough to get through one
wall of human flesh--our opponents have to get through two. Shep
is also here through Howard Tayler's
good graces.
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Goalie
Kan Kong
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He insisted. Really.
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