I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk. I will stop sending email to my roommate. I resolve to work with neglected own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear...I'm coming. Never mind. No more downloads from alt.binaries.* I resolve to back up my new 1GB hard drive daily, well, once a week monthly, perhaps... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net. I won't try to get onto the Netscape ftp site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support." -1. I will read the manual. -2. I will think of a password other than "password." -3. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

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