A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day a gorgeous blond woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear arrives at the island. She comes up to the chap and says, "How long has it been since you had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he answers. She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! that's good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you had a whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" Then she reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle of Irish whisky and gives it to him. He takes a long swallow and says, "Wow, that is fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you had real fun?" And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"
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