QUOTES

     "MARRIAGE is a great institution. I'm just not ready for an institution." 
     I recently read that LOVE is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me
     like toxic waste. -David Bissonette 
     I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then i've thought again. -Noel Coward, 1956 
     When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry 
     Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason 
     MARRIAGE is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
     desperate to get out. -Montaigne 
     After MARRIAGE, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other,
     but still they stay together. -Hemant Joshi 
     MARRIAGE is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. 
     MARRIAGE is not a word; it is a sentence. 
     MARRIAGE is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 
     Second MARRIAGE is the triumph of hope over experience. 
     MARRIAGE is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide
     which one. 
     Before MARRIAGE, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After MARRIAGE, the 'Y' becomes
     silent. 
     If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your
     sleep. 


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