1. "You get this one, next round is on me": 
We won't be here long enough to get another round.

2. I'll get this one, Next one is on you: 
Happy hour is about to end,drafts are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.

3. Hey, Where is that friend of yours?: 
I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.

4. Can I get a glass of white wine?: 
Female: I'm easy. 
Male: I'm gay.

5. Ever try a body shot?: 
Male Tt Female: I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.
Female To Male: If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?

6. I Don't feel well, Let's go home: 
Female: You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
Male: I'm horny.

7. Who's got the next round?: 
I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

8. Excuse me: 
Male To Male: Get the hell out of the way.
Male To Female: I am going to grope you now.
Female To Male: Don't even think about it pal, just get the hell out of the way.
Female TO Female: Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, 
and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like that. 
Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you bitch!

9. What do you have on tap?:
What's cheap?

10. Can I have a white russian?:
Male: I'm really gay.
Female: I'm really easy.

11. That person looks really familiar: 
Did I sleep with him/her?

12. Can I just get a glass of water?: 
FEMALE: I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.

13. I don't have any ID on me: 
Female: I'm 17.
Male: I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.6 after my last visit here

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