AFTERBIRTH:
-when the hard part begins.
CRAVINGS:
-an excuse to gluttonize your way through pregnancy.
DILATION:
-one of those things a pregnant woman has to take her doctor's word for.
ELASTIPHOBIA:
-fear of making it into the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Stretch Marks."
FIRST TRIMESTER:
-the first three months of pregnancy when you wonder, "Is it too late to hire a surrogate mother?"
MATERNITY CLOTHES:
-what a pregnant woman wears to show people there's a reason she's fat.
MIRACLES:
-The birth of a baby And The fact that you lived to tell about it.
OBSTETRICIAN:
-the doctor who tells you you're doing fine when you think you're caught in the jaws of death.
PREGNANCY PAUSE:
-the amount of time it takes for a nine-month pregnant woman to get out of a chair.
PRENATAL:
-when your life was still your own.
PUSHING:
-the final effort to get a ten-pound baby through an opening the size of a dime.
SECOND TRIMESTER:
-the time when you ask the question, "Will my husband notice if I eat this gallon of ice cream and side of beef
before he gets home?"
THIRD TRIMESTER:
-the final months of pregnancy when you wonder, "How much longer can I keep from waddling?"
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