This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.  
His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?  
"The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.

So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.

She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
She:  "How much for the black one?"
He:   "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She:  "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He:  "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He:  "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one.  I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He:  "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: " much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He:  "Well, that's a very special'll cost you $165."

She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've neverhad a plaid one before...."
She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo,
one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"

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